Quote Originally Posted by Cat In The Hat View Post
Are you really a God?
It cannot be true!
You gloat that you are.
You must be a fool.

Believe it or not.
Dr Seuss isnt a Jew.
It was rumored he was.
But only by a few.

Shaggy you fool.
Why pick on JR?
His rhymes were as catchy
as a gangsta rapper by far.

Could it be that Witis is fat?
Or could it be that I am the Cat In The Hat
You are an imposter. The meter is right, but the words almost never rhyme. Neither the real cat in the hat, nor Dr. Seuss, would neglect to actually rhyme their words.