Are you really a God?
It cannot be true!
You gloat that you are.
You must be a fool.

Believe it or not.
Dr Seuss isnt a Jew.
It was rumored he was.
But only by a few.

Shaggy you fool.
Why pick on JR?
His rhymes were as catchy
as a gangsta rapper by far.

Could it be that Witis is fat?
Or could it be that I am the Cat In The Hat