Geek / Nerd / Pisshead
I was firmly into number 3 territory before I got Ill, apparently if you define 12 pints as a quiet night out and you think eating is a complete and total waste of beer money and sleeping is a waste of good drinking time, you become suceptible to nasty diseases transmitted by those women who look far more attractive at the time than they actually are.

So now I've go ME and it turns out the only cure is to be a geek for a couple of years.
I think I'm doing rather well.