Artificial Intelligence!

**Pc_Madness** · Dec 5th, 2003, 01:39 AM

The failed attempts of searching for porn.

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/fishing.htm

**Shaggy Hiker** · Dec 8th, 2003, 07:27 PM

Hard to picture Sean Connery doing that dance.

Come to think of it, I think it would make Woka hurl, too.

**BShadow** · Dec 9th, 2003, 01:20 AM

If he gets paid enough...

**Shaggy Hiker** · Dec 9th, 2003, 02:05 PM

If you paid Woka enough he'd hurl? Yeah, I guess you're right. Sounds like that guy would blow it all on some cheap brews, which would eventually....well, maybe you were talking about Mr. Connery.

**Wokawidget** · Dec 10th, 2003, 04:03 AM

Give me enough money and I will do anything

I would even attempt to write a trojan program that was as bad as SnakeyBoys...no, sorry, couldn't do that...wouldn't know how to write ****e code

Woka

**BShadow** · Dec 10th, 2003, 05:09 AM

VB Code:

If Not Looking(Anyone) Then
    Call DoStupidThings
  End If
 
  Stupid Function Looking(Anyone As AnyThing) As Boolean
    Looking = True
  End Function
 
  Stupid Sub DoStupidThings()
    Download RealTrojan
  End Sub

**venerable bede** · Feb 13th, 2004, 05:40 AM

Originally posted by SnakeMaker
oh yay... "Im the Axis of Evil..."

Yes, it actually does see if its been downloaded before... =P thanks thats what the keys in the registry called CHECKS are... =P

*** OFF SNAKEMAKER. YOU SMELL OF POOH AND ARE A PAIN IN THE ***!

**Wokawidget** · Feb 13th, 2004, 05:42 AM

Nothing like joining the party late

Woka

**Pc_Madness** · Feb 13th, 2004, 11:10 PM

I'm not going to do anything myself, but for those with half a brain, visit,

http://sentry.servegame.com

**Kasracer** · Feb 13th, 2004, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Pc_Madness
I'm not going to do anything myself, but for those with half a brain, visit,

http://sentry.servegame.com

Well isn't that nice. It doesn't even look like he uses the site, so why would you even want to bother?

Also, I sure hope he isn't paying someone for that horribly mis-configured server. It is probably subceptable to many many exploits known (including the "I'M AN IDIOT, I'M NOT GOING TO HIDE MY PHPMYADMIN!")

**SpeedyDog** · Feb 22nd, 2004, 03:25 AM

woah... I just spent like the last ... hour reading all of this, LOL... what a ... story.... Well, I'm new here to the forums...

http://sentry.servegame.com
http://66.142.54.227

appear to be the same thing... did you all view the images inside the MyRoom folder?? pretty interesting. I wonder if they are of the person that made the snake program..atleast he has a bought copy of Visual Studios.net =P

Well just say so if you wanna talk.

later,
-SpeedyDog

**BShadow** · Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:01 AM

LOL

So this is what he looks like?

**SpeedyDog** · Feb 25th, 2004, 04:44 PM

nice collection of books though. =P

**Madboy** · Feb 25th, 2004, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by BShadow
LOL

So this is what he looks like?

I seen skeletons with bigger arms than that, is that Snakemaker?

**Pc_Madness** · Feb 26th, 2004, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by SpeedyDog
woah... I just spent like the last ... hour reading all of this, LOL... what a ... story.... Well, I'm new here to the forums...

http://sentry.servegame.com
http://66.142.54.227

appear to be the same thing... did you all view the images inside the MyRoom folder?? pretty interesting. I wonder if they are of the person that made the snake program..atleast he has a bought copy of Visual Studios.net =P

Well just say so if you wanna talk.

later,
-SpeedyDog

Indeed, it is a good read.

**Pino** · Feb 29th, 2004, 02:44 PM

KILL THE KID
KILL THE KID

sry i get carried away...

maybe i goin to far *shrug*

**Pc_Madness** · Feb 29th, 2004, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Pino
KILL THE KID
KILL THE KID

sry i get carried away...

maybe i goin to far *shrug*

Haven't you seen Ferris Buellers Day Off?

You can never go too far.

**visualAd** · Dec 1st, 2004, 08:57 AM

[testomonial]
I downloaded the snake game and played with it for 25 mins. However the snake game did nothing to my computer. Why? Because I had Sandpaper™
[/testomonial]

**Pino** · Dec 1st, 2004, 09:01 AM

old thread

sandapaper saved you :-o

**visualAd** · Dec 1st, 2004, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by Pino
old thread

sandapaper saved you :-o

Yes, sandpaper has built in popup rustler and uses systematic molecular quantum scanning when ever an executable is ran.

**timeshifter** · Dec 1st, 2004, 11:42 AM

I'm intelligent, but I'm not artificial...

Therefore I am UNartificial intelligence...

**Pc_Madness** · Dec 1st, 2004, 05:55 PM

My l33t Snake Gamez will ownz yOO!

**Shaggy Hiker** · Dec 1st, 2004, 06:59 PM

This was such a delightful thread. Good that it still exists.

**Niya** · Nov 28th, 2012, 02:17 AM

OMG WHERE WAS I!!!!!

This thread is f-----g awesome!!!! Had me laughing all the way through.

**Foxer** · Nov 28th, 2012, 07:19 AM

I don't think I've ever seen an 8 year necro post before.

**Niya** · Nov 28th, 2012, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Foxer

I don't think I've ever seen an 8 year necro post before.

Forgive me but this thread was so awesome, I just had to

Incidentally, I found it while perusing another necroed thread.

**Shaggy Hiker** · Nov 28th, 2012, 04:57 PM

I bumped this back in 04 when somebody else resurected it. Still glad it's around.

However, it isn't the ONLY Artificial Intelligence thread, and the other one is almost as wild.

**Niya** · Nov 28th, 2012, 05:26 PM

You mean there is another ? Unless you're talking about the other thread where OP also tried to induce others to run his code. That one was how I found this one. Here it is....the other necroed one I mentioned.

**Shaggy Hiker** · Nov 28th, 2012, 07:46 PM

I was refering to the Moti Barski thread of the same subject.

**Niya** · Nov 28th, 2012, 08:53 PM

Does that thread happen to be in similar vein of ThEiMp's Visual Suite thread ?...you know with all the weird puns and word play ? Or was it deliciously wicked like this one.

[EDIT]

Oh I found it. I have seen it before and its certainly entertaining but this one still beats it out. I'd rate that one a 6 and this a 9. This one really made me laugh. The awesome in this thread is just sooo....ummm...awesome!!

**FunkyDexter** · Nov 29th, 2012, 04:45 AM

I'd rate that one a 6 and this a 9.

To truly apreciate the brilliance of Moti's thread you have to check out the you tube clips and his PDF guide to Battle Programming. They take what's a pretty insane thread in it's own right and move it into the realms of total lunacy. Without them it may just be a 6, but with them it's a 9.9. And the only reason it's not a 10 is that there's no such thing as perfection (except when talking about artificial girlfreinds).

**Shaggy Hiker** · Nov 29th, 2012, 08:00 PM

I still have my copy of Battle Programming.

**FunkyDexter** · Nov 30th, 2012, 04:32 AM

Have you collapsed any comanies which upset you by offering their services for free yet? Or did you decide to build an artificial girlfreind first?

**ramp10er** · Jul 16th, 2016, 07:22 PM

How to create an AI I'm having trouble creating a game where there is a difficulty level and the AI response to it?

**Shaggy Hiker** · Jul 16th, 2016, 10:16 PM

Well, I wouldn't post the question in THIS thread. How about telling us which language, and what the game is about?

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