Quote Originally Posted by weirddemon View Post
He was also a priest, despite never obtaining a degree in theology or even going to church!
That's actually easy to do. Perhaps not a priest, but an ordained minister. A buddy of mine did that so that he could perform the wedding ceremony for some other friends. Apparently, you can become ordained online without any issue. Of course, he then went and got ordained as a minister of Dudeology, too.

Onwards to page 9!!!