Well I opened my trap about "Nigerian sweatshops."

Fire and brimstone! "How dare you accuse me of being a scammer?"

In the end I got a phone number, called, and was treated to lots of bawling about lack of trust and betrayal. Then I found out that I not only single-handedly caused WW I & II, but the last Ice Age and probably eat live babies.

More bawling. "This is just a friendship. I can't believe you do not value my friendship."

Foolishly I replied that of course I do, but as every life coach will tell you... the Friend Zone is permanent.

"Wahhhh!!!"

Gosh, I sure missed being in a relationship!