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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    Put a sock on it!
    You're still here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp View Post
    You're still here!
    You found me - yup - can't seem to flee! It's my safe space - I just have to remember to keep out of the political threads!

    I just realized you have a c-clamp in your avatar, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    You found me - yup - can't seem to flee! It's my safe space - I just have to remember to keep out of the political threads!

    I just realized you have a c-clamp in your avatar, lol!
    I was reading through my old messages last night and remembered you left. Then checked your post history. You never left you phony! But yes, I agree with that. I steer clear of all political stuff these days.

    I think Static made the original background and then RobDog888 added the snow lol.
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    I have also been chatting with wossname all morning on Google Chat, which is apparently a thing.
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    Woss he doing?
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    We were reminiscing on the good old day here. He is doing well!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp View Post
    I think Static made the original background and then RobDog888 added the snow lol.
    Seems it might have been VisualAd - it's odd what memories I have in this head of mine...

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    szlamany - I've updated your signature. The "Reserved SQL keywords" link led you to a porn website. Let me know if the new link is the intended one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by szlamany View Post
    Seems it might have been VisualAd - it's odd what memories I have in this head of mine...

    https://www.vbforums.com/showthread....=1#post3406194
    How did you find that so quickly. Wow. Yeah it was visualad. I forgot about him. I wonder how he is doing. We used to chat regularly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    szlamany - I've updated your signature. The "Reserved SQL keywords" link led you to a porn website. Let me know if the new link is the intended one.
    Suppressing the freedom of speech!
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    szlamany - I've updated your signature. The "Reserved SQL keywords" link led you to a porn website. Let me know if the new link is the intended one.
    It was a different kind of JOIN.
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    Inner join?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    szlamany - I've updated your signature. The "Reserved SQL keywords" link led you to a porn website. Let me know if the new link is the intended one.
    That's nuts! Who would have done that? We need a penetration test! I feel violated!

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    If enough people were included, the SQL might have made use of the IN clause, though it's more likely to use either merge or union, especially the illicit union.
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    Programmers dirty talk, classic!!! Let ignore we work with software. lol

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    SQL Porn: The most boring kind not imaginable.
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    Mais it’s the Mardi Gras balls in Louisiana!
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    No cute rabbits here, just alcohol.
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    The more alcohol you consume, the cuter the rabbits become.
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    If you don't use protection, you will end up with some Injections you weren't expecting.
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    Risky.
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    I'm going to launch a big purple periscope.

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    Sorry, launch is off.

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    The whole darn conversation is off.
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    That's a rabbit. Not a very pretty one, but a rabbit none the less.
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    A harey subject, to be sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Inner join?
    That's disgusting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    The more alcohol you consume, the cuter the rabbits become.
    If it wasn't for alcohol, most of us ugly people wouldn't even exist.
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    If anyone cares I finally updated my website. See my "home page" in my profile. Or don't.
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    You need a mobile friendly website.
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    I know someone (hint, it’s me) that can help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    You need a mobile friendly website.
    Yes, it's on my to-do list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    I know someone (hint, it’s me) that can help.
    I may take you up on that.
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    Now that the wave of spam has subsided, here we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    Now that the wave of spam has subsided, here we are.
    that's better than if the wave of spasm had sub sided...
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    Mardi Gras!!!!
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    Choo ma la! Je suis fatigue.
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    But to reiterate.

    MARDI GRAS!!!
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    It's certainly spring here, unfortunately. After an excellent December, we just had the second driest February on record. That's not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    But to reiterate.

    MARDI GRAS!!!
    It was Paczki day here in Cleveland, and like most Polish words it's pronounced nothing like it's spelled.
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