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[RobDog888]

No, the legit way to do this is to rig up your trousers with some internal sleeves, then fill those with dirt and wander around the neighborhood letting a bit out at a time so that nobody suspects you are digging the hole. That's the Great Escape way to go about it. It's only a little bit harder to fool Homeowners Associations than it is to fool the gestapo because their greater diligence is somewhat offset by their generally elderly health.

Sounds like you have experience dropping droppings all over undetected lol

We dont have a homeowners association but we do have the historic society which regulates modifications to the exterior of houses.