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    Semper Peratus

    (Pretty much the boy scout motto.)

    Overcome with a wave of nostalgia. *heh heh*
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    Take a swig of rum, lie down for a few minutes...it'll pass.
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    The ship broke down 300 on the briney out of St John's Newfoundland, Stormy seas. Ice bergs. Good thing we could wade ashore.
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    Well, at low tide....but once that tide comes up, it comes up fast!

    I was impressed by the Cost Guard down in FL. They were always out there, no matter what conditions. We used them to relay messages a few times.

    I worked in the Florida Keys area. In fact, all the work was in Florida Bay, which has an average depth of less than two feet and a water temperature that could top 100 degrees F (we measured 40 C on a couple occasions). Most of the bay didn't get anywhere near that warm, but it was pretty comfortable.

    I had an engine fail during a storm one time. I promptly anchored up to keep the bow into the waves, but I felt that my 'unsinkable' self-bailing boat was, in fact, sinking. Therefore, I put on a life preserver and swam out along the anchor rope. The water at that point was about as deep as anywhere in the bay, at about 8', so I couldn't touch the bottom. However, using the life preserver to assist in buoyancy, I'd lift the anchor and move it about six feet towards the boat, then let the boat drift down until the anchor line came tight, then repeat. My goal was to drift the boat six feet at a time until I reached a shallow mud bank what was only one or two feet deep. That way, if the boat did sink, it wouldn't have far to go.

    I did that for a couple hours. Whenever I got tired, I'd go hold onto the bow of the boat and stand on the anchor line. As waves lifted the bow, I would be lifted clear out of the water, then dropped back down. Eventually, the wind shifted, and my mile or so of drifting to shallow water became a good 10 miles, so I gave up.
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    You gave up? So you died?

    I wish I was stationed in Florida. In the North Atlantic it was 40 below with wind chill.

    We made a couple of trips to Guantánamo bay cuba for refresher training. That was the opposite. high heat and metal ships are not a good combination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    You gave up? So you died?
    The telling was a lot better than some of the hollywood movies, these days. Shame that he died at the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker View Post
    ... so I gave up.
    Sounds like a good segue into 'The Day I should Have Died' stories....
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    There was a book and a movie titled "John dies at the end." Never read or saw it though.
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    I was thinking that I should say that I died, so I'm amused that you jumped on it anyways.

    Even at the time I was thinking, "this isn't really much of an issue." There were storm warnings posted and the wind was howling, but with a depth so shallow, the waves can't get all that high, and the water temperature was sufficiently comfortable that with a life preserver, I wasn't in any danger at any time. The only question was whether to stay with the boat, or swim to the bank (the mud bank). In those conditions, the greatest danger would have been being run down by another boat while swimming, which wasn't a great danger cause it wasn't a heavily traveled area. I remained with the boat because it hadn't sunk and had lots of equipment on it.

    Another fun point was that this was pre-cell phone. I had a means to contact the office, though I forget what it was, at the moment. Unfortunately, the battery of the device lasted just long enough to get through and say that I was sinking...then it died. So, a couple different boats set out to rescue me. It took some time for them to launch, and everybody ended up showing up at the same time. The engine promptly started right up and I went home under my own power, feeling both embarrassed and annoyed. The engine would crank and nothing more when I tried it several times in the first hour.

    Several months later, the problem was finally identified when the engine died on my boss when he was out on the reef. There was a crack that let water into the ignition system, but only in a driving rain, which was the condition I encountered. The rain stopped as I was swimming the boat, and the ignition system dried out enough that when the rescue party showed up, the engine fired right up.
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    eeeee-eee-eeeee

    What's that flipper?
    Shaggy fell in the water?
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    I'm half expecting some sort of extractor fan joke...
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    Happy Good Friday everybody! I hope all y'all have a ton of crawfish to eat like I will later on today
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    When ever I have crawfish they stick in my craw.
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    If I had a cray, I wouldn't use it for fishing.
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    My wife's Catholic and I'm Methodist, so she tells me some of the traditions that she follows. Here are a few that are specific to Fridays during Lent:
    • Don't eat meat
    • Don't dig a hole
    • Don't look in a mirror
    • Don't summon Ouija spirits

    Ok, I think the last one pertains to all days regardless of if it's Lent.
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    I'm a lapsed Catholic. Stopped going to church and observing the sacraments when I was fifteen.
    It wasn't until I was older that I realized the penance was forgoing eating meat not being forced to eat fish. :/

    Never heard of digging holes or looking in mirrors. Doesn't sound very Catholic to me.

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    Cause as everyone knows if the magic doesn't come from God it must be evil. Right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dday9 View Post
    Happy Good Friday everybody! I hope all y'all have a ton of crawfish to eat like I will later on today
    Yeah, I need to go down and pull my crawfish trap out of the Cuyahoga.
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    That's how I feel, too. There's a place near here that puts on a crayfish-fest, but the crayfish come from the Snake River, which has loads of agricultural runoff (mostly dairy farms, but other things as well) in that stretch. Crayfish are pretty omnivorous, but it all comes from the bottom.
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    I'm a lapsed Unitarian: Sometimes I don't question things.
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    As a dyslexic I sometimes wonder if Dog really exists.
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    Body Language tells the truth! even from the grave tsaeb eht morf gninnur ,nwod deaH
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    Something about a dead duck.
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    I LOVED bugs bunny growing up!
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    We watched Bugs Bunny on Sunday mornings in grad school. The first gulf war interrupted Robin Hood Daffy, just as he had started trying to swing down to rob the friar: "Zoiks and awaaaay!!!"
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    At first I thought that you said grade school and when you mentioned the first gulf war I though, "Dang Shaggy is younger than I thought"
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    Yeah...then you realized what I had actually said and thought, "Dang, Shaggy is OLDER than I thought."
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    Gotta go take my metamucil. I intend to be a regular member, here.
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    ew...
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    Without a doubt the greatest Bugs Bunny cartoon ever... What's Opera, Doc?

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    Yeah, it was awesome, but got ZERO play time when I was in grad school. I have no idea why. There may be different licensing on that one, or something.
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    Everything I know about opera I learned from Bug Bunny.
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    Plutonium was invented by Mickeys dog.
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    Baby, you put the rice in avarice.
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    Baby you put the babe in babel. You fill me with lofty ambitions.
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    Immanent doom! Blood and thunder!
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    Irascible rapscallion repels ravishing redhead. Really!
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    This is a can-do company. No wiffling, waffling, shillying, shallying, or procrastinating allowed. Just do it.
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    A bit of free association?

    Well, association like that might as well be free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruff View Post
    This is a can-do company. No wiffling, waffling, shillying, shallying, or procrastinating allowed. Just do it.
    No wiffling?

    They make wiffle balls in the town I live in - there's an odd piece of trivia...

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