Post Race!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Mod abuse!

[dday9]

Better than an abusive mod I suppose.

[dday9]

I bet Ray Rice's wife can second that motion.

[Gruff]

Hey! A kiss is but a kiss, a sigh is but a sigh, and naked women in art are not lewd.
I'm innocent I tell yah!

At least give me time off for good behavior retroactively.

[dday9]

A kiss is but a kiss, a sigh is but a sigh

Believe it or not, but that is my me and my wife's wedding song. The Sinatra version.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought it was AC/DC's Hells Bells?!?!?

[Gruff]

Mine was the Hokey Pokey. Cause that's what it's all about.
Though I might mis-remember that.

[dday9]

Lol, nope. Although I'm surprised that my mom didn't push Hells Bells more.

[dday9]

I actually got to see AC/DC in Houston a few years back.

[dday9]

Man they are old.

[dday9]

I love their music, but it looks like they had a tough time holding their instruments.

[homer13j]

Believe it or not, but that is my me and my wife's wedding song. The Sinatra version.

I used to work with a very ditzy girl who was nonetheless quite entertaining with all the impossibly stupid things she would say. One day the Spin Doctors' song "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" started playing on the radio when she blurted out:

"Oh, I love this song! I insisted it be the theme song of our wedding video."

I gave my best double-u tee eff look and said "Did you ever actually listen to the words to that song?"

At least she was kinda hot.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Hot ditz's can be entertaining: Nice to look at and you just never know what they are going to say next.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Four days without any activity. What is this world coming to?

[homer13j]

Four days without any activity. What is this world coming to?

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[Shaggy Hiker]

Very nice.

[Gruff]

Did you hear about the funeral of the man who developed the USB connector?

When the pallbearers and lowered the coffin into the grave they had to lift it up again, turned it 180 degrees...

[dday9]

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks to the other and ask: "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Shaggy Hiker]

Two guys were walking abreast.

I don't know why. It's just funny.

[Gruff]

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve inert gases in here."

Helium doesn't react.

[Gruff]

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[Gruff]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!


(BTW dday your clown joke killed at work.)

[FunkyDexter]

Two birds sitting on a perch. One says, "can you smell fsh?"

[Gruff]

Had to read that one three times before the penny dropped.

[Shaggy Hiker]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!


(BTW dday your clown joke killed at work.)

Only due to food poisoning, no doubt. A joke that old may not be safe even if thoroughly cooked.

[dday9]

Mmmmm, perch.

[Shaggy Hiker]

They were kind of a trash fish when I was growing up. Out here, though, people are wild about them.

[dday9]

It's the same thing with gar. I can't stand it, they're all boney. But a lot of my black friends go crazy for them. It's weird how some species of fish are specific to an ethnicity or region.

[Gruff]

We used to surf fish for perch at the low and high tide of the year.
Three triple hooks on a leader with clam necks as bait.

Often you'd get a fish on each hook. I didn't bother trying to reel them in.
I'd put the pole over my shoulder and walk back to shore dragging them in.

We would haul home two or three gunny sacks full of fillets.
Filleted correctly no bones. Much cleaner tasting than cod.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I don't think we are talking about the same 'perch'. I never saw much of a tide in the freshwater ponds where I caught them.

I agree with the interesting ethnicity of fish preferences. I remember fishing in FL and a Cuban family saw me pull in a fish and asked if I was going to keep it. When I said that I wasn't, they asked me for it. I learned later that I probably should have discussed it with them, as they probably could have told me how to turn it into a tasty meal, as it was a member of the tuna family. Up north, the ethnic fish would be carp...or at least, it used to be. Carp may have fallen out of favor even within ethnic groups, as it's a bit of a garbage hound, and can pick up whatever is dumped into the waters. As the water quality declined, people may have moved away from carp, lest the a and the r be reversed.

[Gruff]

Pacific ocean perch (Sebastes alutus)
Habitat: Pacific NorthWest coastal waters.
Can grow up to 21.1 in. (53 cm) and reach 4.5 lb. (2.05 kg)

(Yum)
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[dday9]

The perch I know are small and greenish/white.

[dday9]

You gotta catch a bunch to get a good meal.

[Gruff]

Momma always said "Don't eat green fish or things that rhyme with pumice."

[Shaggy Hiker]

You could rhyme "dumbass" with pumice if you say it right.

The perch DDay and I are talking about are the Yellow Perch Perca flavescens, and I'm ashamed to admit that I had to look up the scientific name. It's been too long.

[Gruff]

I'm pretty sure she was referring to hummus'. *Grin*

[dday9]

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

[dday9]

I like to make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

[Gruff]

Pavlov? Doesn't ring a bell.

[Gruff]

Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first says, "I'll have some H20."
The seconds says, "I'll have some H20 too."

The second one dies.