Quote Originally Posted by thebuffalo View Post
One time my friend threw his cat at my face, it latched on below my eye and slid its way down. It at first looked like I was crying blood, but no, that was a solid gash going down my face that was in fact bleeding.
Similar thing happened to me. Except I was wearing a spacesuit and was in middle of a spacewalk. My suit ripped through and my blood began to boil but then luckily I used quasi-dynamic protocol sequences to re-pressurize my suit. We ate the cat for lunch.