Quote Originally Posted by FunkyDexter View Post
Wait, What?!! This has to be the single most mad recipe for cream I've ever seen! Why wouldn't you just use... well... CREAM?!! Did this come from Moti's Battle Programming guide? And what the hell are jalapenos doing in there?!!!! And why in the world would you mix nonfat milk and milk fat instead of using... ooh I don't know, MILK?!!!!!

Nope, it's no good. I am unable to fully express my bewilderment at this because the exclamation key on my keboard would break before I managed it.
that's not my recipe at all, where is it from
what you have there is a recipe for diarrhea.