I don't like chess clubs. They treat you with so little respect and the upper members keep making you do all these menial chores that have nothing to do with chess. They were weird things too, but I couldn't even make jokes out of them or talk back when they told me to do it. I was doing this for about half a year before I summed up the courage to ask them about it, and all they said was that the things I was doing was part of a much bigger plan. And again, I was tongue tied and couldn't respond to their ridiculous answers.

As it turns out, I had become and unwitty pawn in their plans.