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Thread: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

  1. May 10th, 2009, 11:08 AM #1
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    [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.[/QUOTE]
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    What if the light bulb does not have a screw in base? Then surely the connection would not be correct and the light bulb would not have been changed?


    I need answers!
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  3. May 10th, 2009, 12:48 PM #3
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Mendhak will clarify, it is his joke after all.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    I have shifted forward in time to answer your question.







    Light bulbs are overrated.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter View Post
    Light bulbs are overrated.
    No kidding!!!! I bought a few 60 watt bulbs, and they were so dim I thought they were only 40 watts.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by I_Love_My_Vans View Post
    What if the light bulb does not have a screw in base? Then surely the connection would not be correct and the light bulb would not have been changed?


    I need answers!
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  8. May 10th, 2009, 09:00 PM #7
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Max seems to be of the opinion that the world revolves... nay, I say. It translates horizontally. Don't ask about the guys on the other side of the planet.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    You must be one of them 'flat-earthers'.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Nope

    And I managed to hit the post timer with 13 seconds left... I'm not even sure what my record is at this point...
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Flat earth FTW!11!!!!!1
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    It takes 1 timeshifter to change a lightbulb... he just goes onto MSN asks me to do it for him. Then he asks me how to do it faster and I start swearing. Then he comes back two hours later saying that actually, he quite likes darkness and has started re-laying his carpet instead.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter View Post
    And I managed to hit the post timer with 13 seconds left... I'm not even sure what my record is at this point...
    Clearly the point of this thread has gone over your head. perhaps something less subtle:

    If timeshifter were a muppet, which one would he be?





















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  15. May 11th, 2009, 08:59 AM #13
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    timeshifter, we're actually just sitting around and actually talking about YOU. you ought to be honored by our fondness of you.
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    Re: [QUOTE=Mendhak]How many timeshifters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    I was just thinking that exact thing...
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