I have the following possibles:

Processing article WMIServiceWin32OSWorking
Scc Error: 50018 (0xc362)
Error code: 2147749896 (0x80041008)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x2
Callback function returned TRUE

Processing article WMIServiceWin32CompSystemWorking
Scc Error: 50018 (0xc362)
Error code: 2147749896 (0x80041008)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x2
Callback function returned TRUE

Processing article WMIServiceWin32ProcessorWorking
Scc Error: 50018 (0xc362)
Error code: 2147749896 (0x80041008)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x2
Callback function returned TRUE

Processing article WMIServiceReadRegWorking
Scc Error: 50018 (0xc362)
Error code: 2147749896 (0x80041008)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x2
Callback function returned TRUE

Processing article WMIServiceWin32DirectoryWorking
Scc Error: 50018 (0xc362)
Error code: 2147749896 (0x80041008)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x2
Callback function returned TRUE

Processing article WMIServiceCIMDataWorking
Scc Error: 50018 (0xc362)
Error code: 2147749896 (0x80041008)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x2
Callback function returned TRUE

Processing article XMLDomDocument
Scc Error: 0 (0x0)
Error code: 0 (0x0)
Calling callback function for reason: 0x4
Callback function returned TRUE
SccPerformer closed.
Failed to query registry value (SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Microsoft SQL Server\90\Bootstrap\MSIRefCount\Uninstall)
Error: The system cannot find the file specified.
Action "LaunchPatchedBootstrapAction" will be skipped due to the following restrictions:
Condition "EventCondition: __STP_LaunchPatchedBootstrap__96796" returned false.

Error: Action "LaunchLocalBootstrapAction" threw an exception during execution. Error information reported during run:
"c:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\90\Setup Bootstrap\setup.exe" finished and returned: 70036
Aborting queue processing as nested installer has completed
There are more logs but essentially they are identical since I attempted multiple times to install. I can't make heads or tails of it..