I had to complete a survey here at work.

One of the questions was: "My team leader always compliments my achievements."

The choices were:
Never
Rarely
Usually
Sometimes
Mostly
Frequently

My questions are:

How can you ALWAYS do anything Never?
Is it possible to ALWAYS do anything Rarely?
How does one accomplish ALWAYS doing something Usually?
Can you MOSTLY ALWAYS do something? Frequently ALWAYS do something?

How would you always answer these questions most of the time?

This survey was created by our Corporate Communications department. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.