The time has come! The dreaded goons are on the march, and only extreme violence can halt their spread. It must be done now, before we reach the June of the Goon and mankind as we know it is overwhelmed with goonery. Arm yourselves, my friends. Goonometers at the ready. We must detect and destroy them.


There are already known goons on these forums. They include:

timeshifter: A deadly goon. Do not read threads in which he is known to have posted. Do not be lured into Private Messaging with him. He exhibits the classic form of fully-developed goonage and should not be approached or engaged in conversation. Do what you must. Destroy him with extreme prejudice.

kregg: Despite attempts to prove otherwise, including mis-information about the Lair of the Goons, this fellow is most definitely exhibiting symptoms of advanced goonage. Be merciful. Ensure his demise.

dclamp: Behind those vacant eyes lurks the mind of a vicious goon. Evidence is mounting that he has been responsible for several of the recent deluges of incoherent goonery to have afflicted the Forums, particularly involving "friends" and "videos on youtube". "Photos of him climbing on wires" are further evidence of his gooning around. The less said about that "gangsta thread" the better. Do not delay in the destruction of this fully-fledged padawan goon.

billgeek: It is obvious that this poor creature has been snared by the goons and led down the goony path. He deserves your pity. And retribution.

litlewiki: Possibly the most cunning of the lot, this insidious goon has attempted to weasel his way out from the sphere of influence of the other goons on this Forum and is attempting to ingratiate himself with the rest. Terminate on sight.




Further updates to follow, as and when other goons are identified. In the meantime, do not trust anybody.