Place Your Rants Here

[Cat In The Hat]

Are you really a God?
It cannot be true!
You gloat that you are.
You must be a fool.

Believe it or not.
Dr Seuss isnt a Jew.
It was rumored he was.
But only by a few.

Shaggy you fool.
Why pick on JR?
His rhymes were as catchy
as a gangsta rapper by far.

Could it be that Witis is fat?
Or could it be that I am the Cat In The Hat

[Shaggy Hiker]

Are you really a God?
It cannot be true!
You gloat that you are.
You must be a fool.

Believe it or not.
Dr Seuss isnt a Jew.
It was rumored he was.
But only by a few.

Shaggy you fool.
Why pick on JR?
His rhymes were as catchy
as a gangsta rapper by far.

Could it be that Witis is fat?
Or could it be that I am the Cat In The Hat

You are an imposter. The meter is right, but the words almost never rhyme. Neither the real cat in the hat, nor Dr. Seuss, would neglect to actually rhyme their words.

[Jacob Roman]

Are you really a God?
It cannot be true!
You gloat that you are.
You must be a fool.

Believe it or not.
Dr Seuss isnt a Jew.
It was rumored he was.
But only by a few.

Shaggy you fool.
Why pick on JR?
His rhymes were as catchy
as a gangsta rapper by far.

Could it be that Witis is fat?
Or could it be that I am the Cat In The Hat

OMG its the Cat in the Hat

You are an imposter. The meter is right, but the words almost never rhyme. Neither the real cat in the hat, nor Dr. Seuss, would neglect to actually rhyme their words.

Dude.....its the Cat in the Hat!!! O.O