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*** IS THIS ADAM
http://adam.codedv.com/nakedpics/adam.jpg
http://adam.codedv.com/ :sick:
Keep out of all forbidden areas.
ALL YOUR FORBIDDEN AREAS ARE BELONG TO US.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
08:13:59 up 10:07, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
uptime: 7:30, irritable and grouchy...
downtime: outlook is at 12:00... should be earlier than that.
24 years, 20 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
What is your percentage of downtime?Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
0% downtime.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
50% idle time.
And 50% sleeptalk time.
:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Guess what time it is?
root:wossname Uptime
26 years, 1 Month, 18 Days, 08:34:12
Coding: 14 Years approx
Time for a hairballcut?Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
No, I already had a hairballcut. I look like a ball now.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Time for a beating with a cantilever?
No. I forgot.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.
Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.
I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.! :thumb:
So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
I prefer eggs sculpted with laser beam.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Anyway I understand your signature now.
http://www.umilmi81.com/imageshare/images/notworthy.gif You are the first and only.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
I think the razor blades I hid between each piece of grass had the desired effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version. :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack
(Roken = Smoking, forget about the rest ;) )
don't google. altavista.
baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
Dood = Death, dude. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by si_the_geek
painful
Kindly go away, dood. http://www.vbforums.com/images/ieimages/2006/01/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Smoking can lead to extreme potency
Hmmm...that must be why women run when I enter a room.Quote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
Uptime is 22.81 years.
Coding 16.?? years.
Idleratio data corrupted.
Downratio data corrupted.
Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.
Thank you Dr. DLL :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Merri
I'm permanently overclocked :thumb:
Doesn't that mean you die sooner? Do you have problems with overheating? How you keep yourself cool? I bet you never go to sauna?
thinly veiled anger provides a necessary cooling function.
Quote:
Originally Posted by |2eM!x
You will regret saying that to visualAd. His forbidden areas require cleaning.
Code:Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.
C:\Documents and Settings\X>Systeminfo | Find "Up Time"
System Up Time: 0 Days, 0 Hours, 23 Minutes, 12 Seconds
C:\Documents and Settings\X>
Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?
Nope, it's just my user account. I couldn't think of a good name to use... So X will suffice.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
I guess you mean you couldn't think of thegreatone and thus X will suffice. You're not up to admit you installed Windows in a forbidden state.