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    Re: uptime

    Keep out of all forbidden areas.
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    Re: uptime

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Keep out of all forbidden areas.
    ALL YOUR FORBIDDEN AREAS ARE BELONG TO US.

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    Re: Post your uptime

    08:13:59 up 10:07, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
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    Re: Post your uptime

    uptime: 7:30, irritable and grouchy...

    downtime: outlook is at 12:00... should be earlier than that.

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    Re: Post your uptime

    24 years, 20 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

    Break out from your mental box.
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    Re: Post your uptime

    Quote Originally Posted by hairball
    24 years, 20 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
    What is your percentage of downtime?
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    Re: Post your uptime

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    What is your percentage of downtime?
    0% downtime.

    50% idle time.

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    And 50% sleeptalk time.

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    Re: Post your uptime

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    And 50% sleeptalk time.


    Guess what time it is?
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    Re: Post your uptime

    root:wossname Uptime
    26 years, 1 Month, 18 Days, 08:34:12

    Coding: 14 Years approx
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: Post your uptime

    Quote Originally Posted by hairball


    Guess what time it is?
    Time for a hairballcut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Time for a hairballcut?
    No, I already had a hairballcut. I look like a ball now.

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    Re: Post your uptime

    Time for a beating with a cantilever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Time for a beating with a cantilever?
    No. I forgot.

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    I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.

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    Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.

    I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack
    Last month, I think it was the 20th or the 21st, I had my best uptime.

    I didn't go to sleep until almost 7:30 p.m.!
    So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    I do remember. It's a beating with a cantilever. A cantilever created entirely of brutally murdered puppies. And a barbie doll.
    I prefer eggs sculpted with laser beam.

    Anyway I understand your signature now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hairball
    Anyway I understand your signature now.
    You are the first and only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    So those "dang kids" actually got off your lawn!
    I think the razor blades I hid between each piece of grass had the desired effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack
    You are the first and only.
    I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version.




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    don't google. altavista.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hairball
    altavista.
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    Quote Originally Posted by si_the_geek
    I worked it out yesterday, and now I know what it means I ignore it just as I do with the English version.



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    Dood = Death, dude.

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    painful

    Break out from your mental box.
    I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Dood = Death, dude.
    Kindly go away, dood.

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    Smoking can lead to extreme potency

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    Quote Originally Posted by grilkip
    Smoking can lead to extreme potency
    Hmmm...that must be why women run when I enter a room.

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    Uptime is 22.81 years.
    Coding 16.?? years.
    Idleratio data corrupted.
    Downratio data corrupted.

    Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merri
    Uptime is 22.81 years.
    Coding 16.?? years.
    Idleratio data corrupted.
    Downratio data corrupted.

    Windows uptime is 4 hours, 31 minutes and 49 seconds.
    Thank you Dr. DLL

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    I'm permanently overclocked
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    Doesn't that mean you die sooner? Do you have problems with overheating? How you keep yourself cool? I bet you never go to sauna?

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    thinly veiled anger provides a necessary cooling function.
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    Quote Originally Posted by |2eM!x
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    You will regret saying that to visualAd. His forbidden areas require cleaning.
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    Code:
    Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
    (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.
    
    C:\Documents and Settings\X>Systeminfo | Find "Up Time"
    System Up Time:            0 Days, 0 Hours, 23 Minutes, 12 Seconds
    
    C:\Documents and Settings\X>
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Who is X? Is it your ex-girlfriends logon?
    Nope, it's just my user account. I couldn't think of a good name to use... So X will suffice.
    Zeegnahtuer?

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