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Witis.docx

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Originally Posted by Witis

Sure the entire post was about comparing Judaism and criminal gangs, what else did the post convey except unfounded racial hatred????

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You have a severe lack of comprehension my friend. You make me think of a well-trained dog that barks “anti-Semitism” whenever someone mentions Jews. And it’s funny too because you don’t even know what an anti-Semite is. Semites are an ethnic group and Jews are people who practice some form of Judaism. In other words there is such a thing as a non-Semite Jew.
You didn’t read a thing I wrote. I did not make a connection between Judaism itself and the success of the Jews nor did I make any mention of hating either Jews or Judaism. I did not compare Judaism to a gang, rather I compared the mainly Jewish oligarchy to a gang and I drew parallels between them. I also later stated that this oligarchy is worthy of emulation because they know how to win playing big games. How could you possibly classify that as hate? Stop trolling.

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Omega.txt

Me trolling Team Liquid again after reading a novel-sized OP some guy wrote just because he got 10K posts:-

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This is a site where losers come to worship other losers who waste years of their life to get good at a silly video game and you're talking about being here long as if it’s some kind of honor ? God kid, have you ever ejaculated inside a woman?

For some reason I can't imagine a woman spreading willingly for anybody who would write an OP like that. Seriously, there is a term for a human male that is this deeply mired in the stench of utter loserhood, an omega male.

I am laughing so hard right now at this giant mess of omegatude. To think, that there is actually a guy in this world that is actually proud of the fact that he got 10000 posts on a site that attracts some of the most awkward and inept social rejects so they can jerk off to other men who are just as pathetic but great at video games.

I can't believe I'm still laughing. And to think I managed to stumble onto this site by accident a couple hours ago. Good thing I had some time to burn or I would have missed out on a good laugh.

Grown ass men this into video games rofl rofl rofl.....****....you guys need to grow up and learn to get some real accomplishments. 10000 posts on this site is no accomplishment to be proud of. Getting whats it called ? Platinum ? Getting platinum in Star craft is not an accomplishment. Buying your first house, that's an accomplishment. Buying your first car, that’s an accomplishment. Becoming a doctor, that's an accomplishment. Not getting 10000 posts on a site filled with sac-less losers rofl. That makes you a loser that likes to waste time.

I'm sorry for this post if it offends. I just had to sign up and say this....I'm stoned as ****, had a little time to burn and just felt like ***...for shits and giggles you know ? lol seriously, this site is some funny ****.
TeamLiquid.Net is the most awesome site in the world!!! I will be visiting more often especially when I’m down and need a good laugh. Thanks for this entertainment OP.
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Ran outta piggies!!!!!!!

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POST RACE -GOD MODE ON!!!! xD

Number one

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Number three

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Number five................................................................................................ .................................................................................................... .................................God this is 100x easier with pics

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Holy ****!!! 1013 posts....Just have to do this 6 more times!

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Originally Posted by Niya

Holy ****!!! 1013 posts....Just have to do this 6 more times!

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Try to match the number of post that you have. 3,318

And it is much easier to use pictures.

I went to a financial meeting last night, and it's funny because they had so much faith in the social security system.

Personally I don't any faith in it.

But that's why I have my own separate retirement accounts.

I did find out that if you're married to a person for longer than 10 years and you don't remarry(or if you do you can after 60) then you can draw off of their social security.

I also dislike being one of the few in my office that actually works.

Believe it or not, I just don't spend all day in the post race.

Sometimes I'd like to.

But like today I've swamped.

If you don't got a willy, then you don't get the silly.

I might as well add something.

Something!

Anything?

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I actually have some of pistol pete's vcr tapes when I played biddy basketball :]

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How is it that the one guy that has "Beard" in his name has a mustache instead of a beard?

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Originally Posted by Niya

Number five................................................................................................ .................................................................................................... .................................God this is 100x easier with pics

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Second.

All in favor?

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All oppose?

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Then it's settled...

85 post til the 50k mark!

Woo hoo!

I would like to thank boredom

Not only boredom, but also laziness.

Also, I'd like to send a shout out to Emperor Niya. Without him, this all wouldn't be possible as he spared my life.