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I'm willing to bet you made that with Paint, didn't you. Haven't you heard of Paint.NET? It's awesome. Even the URL is awesome.
You should put something about drawing in your book. Your hair seems to go from long and unkempt to balding and finally to 'baby pluck'. This made it quite obvious that your pictures are photoshopped. Of course I am a professional in spotting photoshops so it might not be immediately apparent to anyone else.
By the way, why is your book called 'Battle programming' ? I can understand it's hard to find a name for a book that contains EVERY BIT OF KNOWLEDGE in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD but as far as I could see from my skim through it was neither about battling nor about programming in any significant way, so it is kind of misleading.
paint.net good recommendation minitech
NickThissen there is something in the book about drawing see manga chapter, I might buy a scanner.
it is never a why it is allways a HOW
universities book publishers politicians all are now needless
I have no respect for universities, as they teach not practicle stuff, and charge money for it
the ebook ( pdf file ) battle programming 2011 5th edition contains most of planet earth's technological knowledge
and it is free to download
CONTENTS:
A TECHNIQUE FOR FINDING DATA OR ANSWERS
PC TECHNICIAN
STOP PC PROCESS AT STARTUP
KEY CODES
WINDOWS SERVER ADMINISTRATION
BATCH FILE RUN LIST OF COMMANDS.
UPDATE WINDOWS XP
UBUNTU OPERATING SYSTEM
HIDE YOUR IP
YOU CAN UPLOAD AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FILES USING THIS SITES( A BACKUP TECHNIQUE)
CUSTOM RSS FEED
VB.NET
VB SPECIAL CODES
VB.NET IMAGE RECOGNITION ( AKA HIGASHI NO EDEN ) VERSION 1
vb.net number to japanese count
HOW TO MAKE A DLL IN VB.NET
SQL DATABASE AND VB.NET
MINNING ACCESS DATABASES WITH VB.NET
E-COMMERCE
ASP.NET
CLOUD COMPUTING
YOUTUBE
HTML (build a website)
CSS (graphics for html)
VBULLETIN CODES
WORKSHOP SAFETY
CNC SETUP AND OPERATION
A METAL MELTING FURNACE
OSCILLATOR
CIRCUIT BOARD ETCHING
NMOS TRANSISTORS
FLASH MEMORY
MAGNETIC CORE MEMORY
SAND TO CHIP
PHOTO ELECTRIC CELL
FOX HOLE RADIO
GLASS
STEEL
ALUMINIUM
GOLD
MAGNEZIUM
TITANIUM
BATTERIES
ALCOHOL:
BIODIESEL
THERMITE:
LEATHER
PAPER
CEMENT
HOW TO MAKE A HUMAN SIZED DOLL
HOLOGRAM
MICROSOFT OFFICE 2003 / 2007/2010 EXCEL
VBA - visual basic for applications (in excel)
MS ACCESS
THE ART OF WAR
ONE ON ONE FIGHTING
NAVIGATION FOR QUERIERS
SOLAR NAVIGATION
japan addresses
HOW TO WRITE A RESUME
How To Do Laundry
PLANTING
POLINATION
FOOD BY SEASONE
CLAY
BAMBOO
RUBBER
GROW POTATOS
HUNTING small animals
MUSHRUMS
FREE REFRIGERATION
DETECTING SPOILED FARM EGGS
WILDERNESS SURVIVAL
GROUNDWATER
CORK
PLUMBING
MANGA
THE ECONOMY
HOW TO DESTROY A COMPANY THAT ANNOYED YOU
THE PATH FOR TELEPORT (a work in progress)
UTORRENT
114 pages in the book it is comprehensive and easy to understand
:cool:
if you want go ahead and spread the book around to anyone it is free. no passward required
download from :
[Link removed by moderator]
... to say nothing about your mastery of description.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickThissen
Anyone for 'muling and puking'?
(btw, not a dig -- I trust you get the reference)
I believe, it's not the full source code you are talking about ! Isn't it ? :)Quote:
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HTML (build a website)
CSS (graphics for html)
VBULLETIN CODES
WORKSHOP SAFETY
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Stop pimping your book.
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the ebook ( pdf file ) battle programming 2011 5th edition contains most of planet earth's technological knowledge
All of the worlds technological knowledge in 114 easy to read pages. Simply amazing.Quote:
114 pages in the book
I think we've just found a topic worthy of a new TagQuote:
Originally Posted by penagate
pimping nowadays means make cooler, which I will not stop, howeverQuote:
Originally Posted by penagate
if you meant stop post it I have an offer for you:
gomoku
if you are game start a thread in the chit chat : challenge for MB
it will be assumed that you are the player.
akhileshbc and any other VBF members can play with you
19 over 19 board you choose black or white nigiri = 6.5 game moves must be made under a pause of 72 hours
if I win I get to post the link once per month for 2 months
What's gomoku?
Actually, I don't care. I want to see this happen, penagate vs moti in a game of whatever! Fight!
Now taking all bets.
A moderater encouraging mayhem ....hmm. There oughta be a law.
Anyways, it's undoubtedly a setup.
Moti probably has an app programmed to play the game.
You're probably right. It will be yotamarker playing instead.
Gomoku is known as just Go here, actually. Anyways, moti, you know penagate is a moderator? That means that if you keep spamming your book where it doesn't belong, you'll be banned, which you would probably rather avoid.
does post #730 need to be authorized by other admins ? if so who? if they are reading this please replay
So you just want to post it two more times? I here by give you permission to do so without the gomoku challenge. But lets get that organized anyway. Beer's on me!Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Fight!Fight!
penagate don't chicken out on this one.Or you're afraid? Cuz moti's rep is rising significantly(no longer red and growing! )
But i suggest another game because most of us don't know what the hell is gomoku (lower intellect beings as we are from moti).
I suggest a battleship game or something from this fine collection http://www.girlsgames1.com/search/barbie_v.s_bratz.html
Nigiri? Isn't that a type of sushi? Anyway, I don't want to take up any sort of challenge against you because I won't be able to tell if it's really you or your A.I. playing, and that wouldn't be fair...Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
Party pooper :cry:
Don't know what Nigiri is, but "Nilgiri" is definitely eucalyptus.Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
Hey man, I'm just kidding. I have no disrespect to you ! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
You have to note that, this thread is in ChitChat forum ! ;)
I don't get it, Moti. Penagate starts a thread called "Challenge for MB", Akhilesh or another VBF member plays with him, and YOU get to be a winner or loser? How come?
Penagate, it's simple, really. If you lose, it must be the artificial intel. If you win, well, the AI wasn't so strong.
Will there be a rematch, or a revenge match? I love snakes and ladders. Why don't we have that instead of Gomoku?
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if shmif chii(the yotamarker) will sit this one out you have my word, penagate can get advice from any one of the VBF. example to finalize a move : a5 final
m'k, your choice
Why not a game of chess?
Or a better idea: Let's have yotamarker and penagate play table tennis. Penagate is very weak in physical games, yotamarker might actually manage to win this one!
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mmmmmm....nigiri.
Nigiri please.
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by penagate
One cup of nigiri coming up...Quote:
Originally Posted by penagate
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E--AUMDwgj...er%2Bfunny.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E--AUMDwgjk/TO1DnMn9nBI/AAAAAAAAATg/m82QAW9JNow/s400/bartender%2Bfunny.jpg
Can I take another order sir ? :p
FINE,
nigiri is 6.5 points advantage which the second to play player (always white) gets to even him with the first to play player.
That may be true in the land of Bigfoot, but elsewhere they are two different games. In Gomoku, the winner has to get five stones in a row. In Go, the player who commands most territory wins. Memorized sequences play a big part in Gomoku, but not in Go where spatial intuition is much more important. You can guess which I prefer. BBQuote:
Originally Posted by minitech
Now I'm hungry all over again. Nigiri is a form of sushi to the rest of us.
I should have written go :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by boops boops
well would ya look at that, he revived the thread, that must mean...
the time to amp up the beef has arrived.
D yotamarker leveled up :D larva stage complete
Yay! It's back! It's like the Alien series or something.
Almost forgot that thread! Where's the link to the new youtube video?
Who revived it?
The Motster himself.
Oh god, No...
...this thread is still here? T_T
This thread is no words pollution this thread will never die this thread is no words pollution this thread will survive!
now we changed subject to AD/DC
Why, what's wrong with AB/CD ?
If you don't like it i have the other option.Ahm, This thread will last forever deep in the hearts of men courage and software remember, remember!
nothing is wrong with AAAB/CDDCAQuote:
Originally Posted by sapator
Arg, but that is wrong, you have an extra "C" that interrupts the whole point of AADD/CCBB, now i would have to kill myself the AI way :eek2:
ABBA-ACBA - Truthful virtual cake, yum. (SUPER-TOPIC-DEVIATION!!)
Guys, you may not realize this, but your replies are taking the pattern of the great AI bot, yotamarker. Moti, these guys are trying to steal your IP!
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Come, shadowfax let us show them the meaning of haste!Quote:
Originally Posted by honeybee
To which Shadowfax replied: "What do you mean 'us' kemosabe?"Quote:
Originally Posted by weirddemon
what is : AD/DC ?
what is : shadowfax ?
I got the green light to post this : < link removed by moderator >
ready OK, be objective be be objective yeay
That video is clearly against our rules (see the Acceptable Use Policy link at the bottom of all VBForums pages):
I have therefore removed the link - do not post things with similar language in future.Quote:
- You will not use profanity and will neither post with language or Content that is obscene, sexually oriented, sexually suggestive or otherwise objectionable, nor link to websites that contain such content.
We apologize for this interruption to your regularly scheduled goonery. Please enjoy this video of two seniors on a web cam instead.
I have no idea what the heck I'm looking at.Quote:
Originally Posted by moti barski
B-but mendhak! That video clearly breaks a rule! Time 1:50 is clearly oriented for older-minded individuals! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
ah, mendhak we meet at last.
That's because you are only familiar with Malibu Barbie, not Anatomically Correct Barbie.Quote:
Originally Posted by formlesstree4
Actually, the link was removed before I ever had a chance to see it, so I have no idea what was in there. Had Si left it up for just a little longer, like maybe a year...or two at the most....I might have actually taken a look.
As for AD/DC, that was a typo of AC/DC, which is a rock band. From there, people took the thread and wandered off like a dementia patient in a forest, which is what CC so closely resembles.
maybe thats sort of what happened back at roswell newmaxico, the ufo was perfectlly documented but some guy in the backroung accidently dropped his pants or something and the tape was censored.
should have pmed you si the geek but I thought it was a tacit agreement as the admins have access to pm's, I learned something today.
What did you learn today?
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did on purpose... and i'm proud of it! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
reminded me of a video i saw on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oRQTOcGqvI