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Death and what have you...
I also hate the thirty second wait period on vbforums -.-
It makes me want to dress up like the Joker and shoot up a movie theater.
Wow, that was low even for me. I take it back :/
I have 8 minutes until lunch... POST RACE!
Are you trolling for the NSA?
I did just win $10 on a scratch-off! That never happens.
Wow, I've never won more than $1, I think. Of course you only won an extra 0 more, which amounts to the same thing, I suppose.
OMG I just found a copy/paste of some PMs I sent to a moderator long long ago on some other site. Reading it seriously made me laugh. Here I'll share:-
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OMG Some loser got banned and sent these gems to the Motbob. This kid needs a life man. Enjoy.
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hey....
Date: 9/27/12 07:43
UNBAN ME IMMEDIATELY U ****IN COCKSUCKIN ******. ******S LIKE YOU GET RAPED IN PRISON DAILY. HEY MOTBOB, YOU LIKE SUCKIN DICKS KID ???
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Ok really sorry this time.
Date: 9/27/12 07:47
Hey man, I'm really sorry for my behavior and I promise I'll be a good little boy.
U WISH KID......GOD DO YOU LIKE BEING A ****** ????
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Ok sorry.
Date: 9/27/12 07:46
Ok Im sorry for my outburst.......nah, to **** with that. UR STILL A ****IN CRETIN ****** LOL!!!
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Ah hoy!!
Date: 9/27/12 07:44
HEY ****** UR TAKIN TOO LONG TO OBEY....UNBAN ME NOW!!!! U GET ME U COCKSUCKIN CRETIN ?
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Oh hai there :)
Date: 9/27/12 12:42
I just wanted to say what a huge ****** I think you are.....KTHXBYE
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Meh
Date: 9/27/12 12:43
Oh hai ******, how are things with you man.....you good ? Just wanted to know.....how many cocks did you suck today ? Plz write back homo KBYE
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hey *** sup
Date: 9/27/12 12:44
Sup ******, how as your day......Choke on a cock lately ?
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hey motty
Date: 9/27/12 12:45
Sup ***. Hey man, you ever thought about not sucking cocks. I know its hard for a ****** like you but I mean its a much better lifestyle man.
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hey there kid sup
Date: 9/27/12 12:49
Yo man..just curious...why are u a huge ****** ?
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hows life.
Date: 10/1/12 14:03
Sup homie.......just wondering if you have any plans to stop smokin poles. For a *** like you it is probably a challenge. ******s can't stop being ******s overnight but say what.....just try man. Remember God hates ******s.
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Yo yo.
Date: 10/1/12 14:06
Sup kiddo. Motbob is too manly a screen handle for a ***. How bout I call you Shelly instead, you likes ???
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hey there Shel....
Date: 10/5/12 17:03
Hi Shelly !!! Did you miss me cocksucker ? I know rite, you did ? How many cocks you sucked lately ?
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Shelly my friend how things.
Date: 10/8/12 21:52
Sup Shelly, how u doing girl ? I hope you're fine. Just checking up on you to make sure you're still around. I'm actually worried that you might have choked on a cock and died recently. I know just how much you love a hard cock in your mouth. If you're still alive write me back soon girl.....Cya
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: You're in my prayers Shelly.
Date: 10/8/12 21:59
Shelly, I just wanted you to know that everyday I pray that your ****** ways gets you killed through asphyxiation by a huge black dong. Nothing personal, the world is better off with one less ******.
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Hmm...changed my mind.
Date: 10/8/12 22:04
Most people I know named "Shelly" are quite tomboyish which is about 100x more manly than you so I've decided to give you a name more befitting a huge ****** like you. How bout Jennifer ? You likes ?
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Jenny!!!!
Date: 10/8/12 22:06
Oh my Jenny!!!!! Bet your milkshake brings all the fags to the yard rofl rofl rofl.
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To: motbob [ Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Oh hey Jenny....
Date: 10/8/12 22:19
Hey Jenny, why are you so shy to answer me ? Is it because I'm not a ****** like you ? Come on, we can still be friends. There's no reason why a defective human like you can't be friends with an awesome human like me, my perfection may even rub off on you and you'd stop wanting to suck guys off in sleazy bars.
Moar text files!!!
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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<people>
<person>
<id>1</id>
<name>john perry</name>
<age>32</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>2</id>
<name>grace kelly</name>
<age>32</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>3</id>
<name>mary jean</name>
<age>41</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>4</id>
<name>jon jones</name>
<age>43</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>5</id>
<name>gabriel peters</name>
<age>23</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>6</id>
<name>gabriel norman</name>
<age>24</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>7</id>
<name>nancy drew</name>
<age>22</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>8</id>
<name>nancy williams</name>
<age>56</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>9</id>
<name>ariel simmons</name>
<age>30</age>
</person>
<person>
<id>10</id>
<name>johnson smith</name>
<age>37</age>
</person>
</people>
Moar!!!!
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.method public instance void simpleloop() cil managed
{
// code size 19 (0x13)
.maxstack 2
.locals init ([0] int32 bar,
[1] int32 foo)
il_0000: Ldc.i4.1
il_0001: Stloc.1
il_0002: Ldc.i4.1
il_0003: Stloc.0
il_0004: Br.s il_000a -- goto il_000a (does foo = 1 andalso bar <= 5)
il_0006: Ldloc.0
il_0007: Ldc.i4.1
il_0008: Add.ovf
il_0009: Stloc.0
il_000a: Ldloc.1 <---------------il_000a push foo on the stack
il_000b: Ldc.i4.1 --------- push 1 on the stack
il_000c: Bne.un.s il_0012 exit loop if foo <> 1
il_000e: Ldloc.0 push bar on the stack
il_000f: Ldc.i4.5 push 5 on the stack
il_0010: Ble.s il_0006 loop again if bar <= 5
il_0012: Ret
} // end of method form1::simpleloop
Another text file of a post I made on a forum somewhere:-
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Don;t be such a stick in the mud....I said I'd rape him and make him suck my dick everyday in prison and sell him off after a month for cigarettes to the homies on cellblock. Thats how we do ****** snitches out here yo!!!Quote:
On September 05 2012 19:22 vGl-CoW wrote:
A description of what the puppies would do to Shock710 if they were cellmates in prison. Surprisingly unpuppylike behavior. I nuked him because I'm not giving him the attention he so craves.
Rain.txt
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0.88,1.11,2.01,3.64,6.44,5.58,4.23,4.34,4.00,2.05,1.48,0.77,1986
0.76,0.94,2.09,3.29,4.68,3.52,3.52,4.82,3.72,2.21,1.24,0.80,1987
0.67,0.80,1.75,2.70,4.01,3.88,3.72,3.78,3.55,1.88,1.21,0.61,1988
0.82,0.80,1.99,3.05,4.19,4.44,3.98,4.57,3.43,2.32,1.61,0.75,1989
0.72,0.90,1.71,2.02,2.33,2.98,2.65,2.99,2.55,1.99,1.05,0.92,1990
Lol found a text file with another set of PMs which were posted:-
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Here is a series of PMs I sent to that lil ****** monk for banning me. The nerve of these people to think that I should conform to the posting standards of a site run by a bunch of limp dicked nerds. For your viewing pleasure ABL, here they are:-
Me playing dumb like I'm innocent....yeah right.Quote:
What did I do wrong ? Why did you ban me ?
Flat out lie....I have several banned accounts here.Quote:
This is my first account here. How can I be previously banned ?
Me playing all polite and nice....like I give 2 ****s about being agreeable.Quote:
Well I can't speak to the reason for that but fine. I'll accept your judgement...no hard feelings.
My true colours begin to show.Quote:
Aite fun's over....unban me now.
Now I'm mad!!!!!...ok not really.Quote:
Listen you cocksuckin ******......stop ****in around and unban me NOW!!!!
Oh yeah...I'm real sorry....LOL please.Quote:
Ok, I apologize for my outbursts in my last two PMs ok ? I realize just how immature and low I really am and will truly make a concentrated effort to improve my posting standards here. Please give me a second chance my friend. Not being able to post here is eating me up inside and the offenses I've committed against people here really bother by soul. I won't let you down. I promise.
He is prison ***** material isn't he....hey monk, hugs and kisses :)Quote:
I'm sorry for lying. I don;t give a flying **** about reforming for ******s like you. I'll post how I want and you can suck my dick if you don't like it. Now ***** UNBAN ME!!!!
People like you are prison ***** material. Yall get passed around for cigarettes in jail....u ****in cocksucker u.
I name all my victims.....NOM NOM NOMQuote:
Owing to the fact that you're a little ****** *****, I've decided to give you a new and fitting name. You will now be called Sally. You like that Sally ? Man, I wish I could meet you IRL, I'll make you my *****.
Oh Sally....my baby.Quote:
Forgot to ask you Sally.....I hope you do blowjobs....All my bitches have to be into smoking pole.
Showdropdown.txt
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Private Declare Function SendMessageA Lib "user32.dll" (ByVal hWnd As Long, ByVal msg As Long, ByVal wParam As Long, ByVal lParam As Long) As Long
Private Sub ShowDropDown(ByVal cmb As ComboBox)
Dim CB_SHOWDROPDOWN As Long
CB_SHOWDROPDOWN = &H14F
SendMessageA cmb.hWnd, CB_SHOWDROPDOWN, True, 0
End Sub
SoapBmp.txt
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<SOAP-ENV:Envelope xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:SOAP-ENC="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/encoding/" xmlns:SOAP-ENV="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/envelope/" xmlns:clr="http://schemas.microsoft.com/soap/encoding/clr/1.0" SOAP-ENV:encodingStyle="http://schemas.xmlsoap.org/soap/encoding/">
<SOAP-ENV:Body>
<a1:Bitmap id="ref-1" xmlns:a1="http://schemas.microsoft.com/clr/nsassem/System.Drawing/System.Drawing%2C%20Version%3D2.0.0.0%2C%20Culture%3Dneutral%2C%20PublicKeyToken%3Db03f5f7f11d50a3a" >
<Data href="#ref-3"/>
</a1:Bitmap>
<SOAP-ENC:Array id="ref-3" xsi:type="SOAP-ENC:base64">iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAGQAAABkCAYAAABw4pVUAAAAAXNSR0IArs4c6QAAAARnQU1BAACxjwv8YQUAAAAJ cEhZcwAADsMAAA7DAcdvqGQAAAA+SURBVHhe7cExAQAAAMKg9U9tCy8gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAADgqAacpAAB5eVcggAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==</SOAP-ENC:Array>
</SOAP-ENV:Body>
</SOAP-ENV:Envelope>
Witis.docx
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You have a severe lack of comprehension my friend. You make me think of a well-trained dog that barks “anti-Semitism” whenever someone mentions Jews. And it’s funny too because you don’t even know what an anti-Semite is. Semites are an ethnic group and Jews are people who practice some form of Judaism. In other words there is such a thing as a non-Semite Jew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
You didn’t read a thing I wrote. I did not make a connection between Judaism itself and the success of the Jews nor did I make any mention of hating either Jews or Judaism. I did not compare Judaism to a gang, rather I compared the mainly Jewish oligarchy to a gang and I drew parallels between them. I also later stated that this oligarchy is worthy of emulation because they know how to win playing big games. How could you possibly classify that as hate? Stop trolling.
Omega.txt
Me trolling Team Liquid again after reading a novel-sized OP some guy wrote just because he got 10K posts:-
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This is a site where losers come to worship other losers who waste years of their life to get good at a silly video game and you're talking about being here long as if it’s some kind of honor ? God kid, have you ever ejaculated inside a woman?
For some reason I can't imagine a woman spreading willingly for anybody who would write an OP like that. Seriously, there is a term for a human male that is this deeply mired in the stench of utter loserhood, an omega male.
I am laughing so hard right now at this giant mess of omegatude. To think, that there is actually a guy in this world that is actually proud of the fact that he got 10000 posts on a site that attracts some of the most awkward and inept social rejects so they can jerk off to other men who are just as pathetic but great at video games.
I can't believe I'm still laughing. And to think I managed to stumble onto this site by accident a couple hours ago. Good thing I had some time to burn or I would have missed out on a good laugh.
Grown ass men this into video games rofl rofl rofl.....****....you guys need to grow up and learn to get some real accomplishments. 10000 posts on this site is no accomplishment to be proud of. Getting whats it called ? Platinum ? Getting platinum in Star craft is not an accomplishment. Buying your first house, that's an accomplishment. Buying your first car, that’s an accomplishment. Becoming a doctor, that's an accomplishment. Not getting 10000 posts on a site filled with sac-less losers rofl. That makes you a loser that likes to waste time.
I'm sorry for this post if it offends. I just had to sign up and say this....I'm stoned as ****, had a little time to burn and just felt like ***...for shits and giggles you know ? lol seriously, this site is some funny ****.
TeamLiquid.Net is the most awesome site in the world!!! I will be visiting more often especially when I’m down and need a good laugh. Thanks for this entertainment OP.
5/5
Mi.txt
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<?xml version="1.0"?>
<mapinfo xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/xmlschema-instance" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/xmlschema">
<tiles>
<tilerec>
<x>11</x>
<y>0</y>
<data>12</data>
<name>unknown</name>
</tilerec>
<tilerec>
<x>12</x>
<y>4</y>
<data>11</data>
<name>bing</name>
</tilerec>
<tilerec>
<x>40</x>
<y>155</y>
<data>122</data>
<name>true</name>
</tilerec>
<tilerec>
<x>30</x>
<y>122</y>
<data>3000</data>
<name>grrr...!!</name>
</tilerec>
</tiles>
</mapinfo>
B.txt
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Ran outta piggies!!!!!!!
19 seconds
12 seconds
8 seconds
2 seconds
POST RACE -GOD MODE ON!!!! xD
Number one
Number two
Number three
Number four
Number five................................................................................................ .................................................................................................... .................................God this is 100x easier with pics
Ttl kkujm mmklh mmklaaxxxddedq
Holy ****!!! 1013 posts....Just have to do this 6 more times!
Try to match the number of post that you have. 3,318Quote:
Originally Posted by Niya
And it is much easier to use pictures.
I went to a financial meeting last night, and it's funny because they had so much faith in the social security system.
Personally I don't any faith in it.
But that's why I have my own separate retirement accounts.