I find it hard to believe that didn't get a rise out of anybody. Maybe folks here are too well-bread to be into doughnuts. Or perhaps your humor was only half-baked
I thought I'd jam more puns into my response than you but I glazed over with the effort. That's not the hole story though.

Well I need a special army of computer programmers
Just make sure you don't put your head office in a volcano, that's all I'm saying.