What's your religion?

[capsulecorpjx]

I guess I'm agnostic, except I believe all religions are false.

[dee-u]

I am a Baptist, and all others are false.

[syntaxeater]

I'm a WeakReference, and TrackResurrection = false.

[DeanMc]

Xboxism

[KiwiDexter]

Roman Catholic, down to only two more visits to church in this lifetime

[mendhak]

I am a boolean and all others are false.

My atheism is, however, so hardcore that it made George Carlin look like a creationist.

[tr333]

Are there any other pastafarians here?

[wossname]

Can a God believe in himself or is that cheating?

[wossname]

Roman Catholic, down to only two more visits to church in this lifetime

... Exorcism and Funeral?

[abhijit]

I guess I'm agnostic, except I believe all religions are false.

You have to guess?

[abhijit]

Can a God believe in himself or is that cheating?

If he can perform miracles, sure.

[KTech]

I am an alcoholist - all others don't even matter

[demotivater]

None of your bees wax, heathen.

[EntityX]

I think everyone is religious in some sense. Maybe money is your god or food or fame or drugs or video games or alcohol or computer programming or maybe God. I believe that there is a Creator of this universe and that He is superior to everything that was created by Him and His creation. I'm a Self-Realizationist. I belong to Self-Realization Fellowship but I believe that we are all on the spiritual path whether we know it or not. We're all learning necessary lessons.

[abhijit]

i think everyone is religious in some sense. Maybe money is your god or food or fame or drugs or video games or alcohol or computer programming or maybe god. I believe that there is a creator of this universe and that he is superior to everything that was created by him and his creation. I'm a self-realizationist. i belong to self-realization fellowship but i believe that we are all on the spiritual path whether we know it or not. We're all learning necessary lessons.

iskcon?

[EntityX]

Iskcon is something else.

About SRF

[Shaggy Hiker]

You have to guess?

He's an Orthodox Agnostic: He's not even certain about his agnosticism.

[KiwiDexter]

... Exorcism and Funeral?

Stop listening to the voices they want me to do bad things ... like switching to a mac

[kregg]

I believe in God, but I think religions are nonsense.

And this is partially why people call me klegg.

[dee-u]

The God of atheists is just false.

[tr333]

The God of atheists is just false.

Does that make the atheist anti-god true? or do they only worship half the bool?

[koolprasad2003]

god MUST be an artist..that's why he made soooo Many Religionsssssssssssssss......

[abhijit]

He's an Orthodox Agnostic: He's not even certain about his agnosticism.

So, he doesn't believe in his beliefs.

[homer13j]

[Torc]

... Exorcism and Funeral?

Those are the wrong way around, it should be funeral and then Exorcism.

[Davadvice]

Do you have a cat ? …………….


Curiosity like that is not going to be good.

[Max Peck]

Now while Paul waited for them at Athens, his spirit was stirred in him, when he saw the city wholly given to idolatry. Therefore disputed he in the synagogue with the Jews and with the devout persons, and in the market daily with them that met with him. Then certain philosophers of the Epicureans, and of the Stoicks, encountered him. And some said, What will this babbler say? other some, He seemeth to be a setter forth of strange gods: because he preached unto them Jesus, and the resurrection. And they took him, and brought him unto Areopagus, saying, May we know what this new doctrine, whereof thou speakest, is? For thou bringest certain strange things to our ears: we would know therefore what these things mean. (For all the Athenians and strangers which were there spent their time in nothing else, but either to tell, or to hear some new thing.) Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you. God that made the world and all things therein, seeing that he is Lord of heaven and earth, dwelleth not in temples made with hands; Neither is worshipped with men's hands, as though he needed any thing, seeing he giveth to all life, and breath, and all things; And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation; That they should seek the Lord, if haply they might feel after him, and find him, though he be not far from every one of us: For in him we live, and move, and have our being: as certain also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring. Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device. And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead. Acts 17:16-31

-Max

[KTech]

Why did Paul speak like he was in a bad Shakespeare play?

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you.

[Shaggy Hiker]

So, he doesn't believe in his beliefs.

Actually, he's just not certain whether he believes in his beliefs.

[Max Peck]

Why did Paul speak like he was in a bad Shakespeare play?

LOL! Cute.

-Max

[Cander]

I believe in The Beatles because they are bigger than Jesus.

[EntityX]

Why did Paul speak like he was in a bad Shakespeare play?

I'm afraid I have to disagree with you KTech. I think that Paul was speaking like he was in a good Shakespeare play.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Clearly, being religious was mutually exclusive to being educated.

[Davadvice]

Clearly, being religious was mutually exclusive to being educated.

you mean, Badly Edumicated, don't you??