Originally posted by Wafflehose
When is it appropriate to do certain things with your significant other?

Like...

Trade house keys?
Buy jewelry?
Fart in front of her?

Any others you can think of, add those in too.
1. Never, unless she has undergone a full psychological examination. And even then on if absolutly necessary.

2. Every time you do something stoopid.

3. Ahh, here's the trick, get her to do it first. Cook her dinner. Put xtra fart food in her portion. Your in the clear after that.