When is it appropriate to do certain things with your significant other?
Like...
Trade house keys?
Buy jewelry?
Fart in front of her?
Any others you can think of, add those in too.
1. Never, unless she has undergone a full psychological examination. And even then on if absolutly necessary.Originally posted by Wafflehose
When is it appropriate to do certain things with your significant other?
Like...
Trade house keys?
Buy jewelry?
Fart in front of her?
Any others you can think of, add those in too.
2. Every time you do something stoopid.
3. Ahh, here's the trick, get her to do it first. Cook her dinner. Put xtra fart food in her portion. Your in the clear after that.
"And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
Frank Zappa
Only when neccesary? What, are you serious extra fart food? You've got to be kidding me... I say go for it. If she/he leaves you because you start scaring her with talk about marriage on the second date you know she/he wasn't serious to begin with. On the other hand if she gets exited and is all about it then she obviously a weirdo! You got to watch out for those, the last date i went on about 3 years ago, started off fine but i let one fart slip and there you go... I spent the next 6 months in and out of court, getting to know police officers by there first name. It was ridiculous! I finally just shot her in the foot. I haven't been bothered since.
Only after about 10 years of marriage, that way you've had a chance to get to know her a little better.
I've dated some seriously unstable women in the pastOriginally posted by chesta cheetah
Only when neccesary? What, are you serious extra fart food? You've got to be kidding me... I say go for it. If she/he leaves you because you start scaring her with talk about marriage on the second date you know she/he wasn't serious to begin with. On the other hand if she gets exited and is all about it then she obviously a weirdo! You got to watch out for those, the last date i went on about 3 years ago, started off fine but i let one fart slip and there you go... I spent the next 6 months in and out of court, getting to know police officers by there first name. It was ridiculous! I finally just shot her in the foot. I haven't been bothered since.Ok, laugh if you wan't but the xtra fart food works. Give here a refried bean chili jalipino packed burrito big enough to choke a donkey and you are in the clear. She'll be whistlin zippede do da out her arse and you'll have acheived flatulance freedom my friend.
"And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
Frank Zappa
After she lets one rip, you can remind her about it for years! Good stuff
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