• I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
  • (On the front) 63 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
  • AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT
  • PHYSICALLY PHFFFFFT!
  • DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
  • MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH AND IT'S GONE.