I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
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I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.
I won't pay you.
Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).
Same here. (By that I mean scratching MY arse, not yours)
I will only do everything you ask on one condition. You allow me to pay you $ 1000 per day otherwise no deal.
Sorry, it's non-negotiable.
I'm sold, where do I sign?Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Can I just feed you your beer and scratch your arse while you are doing your homework?
sounds redundant.. isn't "drinking beer and scratching my arse" what you consider "all your work" ???Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Yes, but his work also involves putting all of his wit and humour into a tarball. The problem lies that the tarball doesn't support something so little.
Oh, it's like that is it?
bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.
I sed it for teh lulz
WARNING: PEBKAC error.Quote:
Originally Posted by kregg
I tried doingQuote:
Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
to resolve dependencies and it's reformatted my PC. Long story cut short, you've just caused a virus.Code:sudo apt-get install pebkac
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/5632/eek2q.gif
I'm so 1337, I don't need sudo. I just medo apt-get yum and everything is ready.
The job sounds fine... depending on whether we'll get any of the beer... :mad:
What do you think?
Sorry, you posted this in the wrong forum. Mods, please move this thread to the VB.Net forum where it belongs.Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
Do you really need help?Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
By the conditions you have kept for you to be helped, I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!
Life is all about style.
Yeah, I rock! WooooooooQuote:
Originally Posted by Gimaku
WOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOO OoooOOOooOOOOOOO! Yeah.
Easy on the booze there, wosser....
Never.
All your booze are belong to me. Shoot me now.
Mmmm luverly booxze.
Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?
And nobody bothered to tell me? ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
kelggy
Yep, he/she had impressive style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
The post would be gone too (as in most cases), but for some reason our filters didn't pick it up, and it didn't get spotted until after it had been quoted by wossy... removing the link seemed like the best option this time.
Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.
Wow! That colour will keep me awake for a while...Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
And as usual, you manage a way to misspell a misspelling of my name. I award you a medal that I made from milk bottle caps and streaks of bacon. Feel proud.
Hmmm..... bacon...... *drool*
Thanks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
You should be preserved in formaldehyde, and brought out during sex education classes as a warning against pregnancy.
That's why my Mum used to say when I was little.