Help me out plz.

[wossname]

I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

I won't pay you.

Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).

[schoolbusdriver]

Same here. (By that I mean scratching MY arse, not yours)

[EntityX]

I will only do everything you ask on one condition. You allow me to pay you $ 1000 per day otherwise no deal.

[wossname]

Sorry, it's non-negotiable.

[JuggaloBrotha]

I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

I won't pay you.

Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).

I'm sold, where do I sign?

[dee-u]

Can I just feed you your beer and scratch your arse while you are doing your homework?

[kleinma]

I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

I won't pay you.

Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).

sounds redundant.. isn't "drinking beer and scratching my arse" what you consider "all your work" ???

[kregg]

Yes, but his work also involves putting all of his wit and humour into a tarball. The problem lies that the tarball doesn't support something so little.

[wossname]

Oh, it's like that is it?

[kregg]

bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.

I sed it for teh lulz

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

bz2 files doesn't work in Ubuntu.

WARNING: PEBKAC error.

[kregg]

WARNING: PEBKAC error.

I tried doing

sudo apt-get install pebkac

to resolve dependencies and it's reformatted my PC. Long story cut short, you've just caused a virus.

[mendhak]

I'm so 1337, I don't need sudo. I just medo apt-get yum and everything is ready.

[BillGeek]

The job sounds fine... depending on whether we'll get any of the beer...

[wossname]

What do you think?

[Blakk_Majik]

I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

I won't pay you.

Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).

Sorry, you posted this in the wrong forum. Mods, please move this thread to the VB.Net forum where it belongs.

[Gimaku]

I want someone to do all my work for me so I can spend all my time drinking beer and scratching my arse.

I won't pay you.

Thanks. Auditions soon (when I can be bothered).

Do you really need help?

By the conditions you have kept for you to be helped, I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!

Life is all about style.

[wossname]

I wonder a person like you, exists on the face of the earth!

Yeah, I rock! Woooooooo

[kregg]

[wossname]

WOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOO OoooOOOooOOOOOOO! Yeah.

[BillGeek]

Easy on the booze there, wosser....

[wossname]

Never.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

All your booze are belong to me. Shoot me now.

[wossname]

Mmmm luverly booxze.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?

[kregg]

Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned.

And nobody bothered to tell me? ;_;

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kelggy

[si_the_geek]

Nice thread. Somebody wandered in, flamed you, spammed the forum, then got banned. Was it all in just one post?

Yep, he/she had impressive style.

The post would be gone too (as in most cases), but for some reason our filters didn't pick it up, and it didn't get spotted until after it had been quoted by wossy... removing the link seemed like the best option this time.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.

[kregg]

kelggy

Wow! That colour will keep me awake for a while...

And as usual, you manage a way to misspell a misspelling of my name. I award you a medal that I made from milk bottle caps and streaks of bacon. Feel proud.

[BillGeek]

Hmmm..... bacon...... *drool*

[wossname]

Some folks should be preserved as an edifice to the human mind.

Thanks

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

You should be preserved in formaldehyde, and brought out during sex education classes as a warning against pregnancy.

[wossname]

That's why my Mum used to say when I was little.