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    kovan's Mom

    There have been a number of posts in this forum that insult kovan's mom. Many, or all of them for that matter, may be meant as jokes, but kovan (and others) find them upsetting no matter what the intent. So please, everyone, refrain from insulting people in your posts.

    As a special note to those of you who think "moderation sux", and/or that moderators are not needed, you can help prove the second part by complying.

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    well that offended me cause she charged me $5. j/k

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    Did she? Gonna have to have a word about that with her! I've told her not to overcharge clients
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Look at all of those black avatars....

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    Can I still insult Mike about ... his mom ...?


    Edited by MartinLiss
    Ummmmm........
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    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......... It was a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    Can I still insult Mike ... his mom ...?
    Edited by MartinLiss

    Why not just cooperate even a little?
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    You sure do like playing with fire don't you??

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    Like nailing jello to a tree!

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    No, I did learn that you didn't want jokes about your mom. Fair enough, but I don't mind jokes about my mum (they are jokes, after all )

    Fire is good
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    originally posted by Katie
    Like nailing jello to a tree!


    never heard that before, touche Katie

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    Fire is good
    Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire


    *ahem* sorry, was possessed by mike for a second

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    OK I've donned my disguise…

    kovan is just a jerk and if he can’t take a joke he should just stay out of it.

    How dare he slag off just about everyone else on the forum and then complain when he gets as good as he gives!!!!!


    PS you can say whatever you want about my mum because I know it's not true.
    Skills:
    I can do joined-up writing

    Ok, so I lied!

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    No I can't, because it will be edited as my comment about Mike's mom was...... Mike said he didn't care either

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    Originally posted by ©¿©¬
    OK I've donned my disguise…

    kovan is just a jerk and if he can’t take a joke he should just stay out of it.

    How dare he slag off just about everyone else on the forum and then complain when he gets as good as he gives!!!!!


    PS you can say whatever you want about my mum because I know it's not true.
    Warning - not sure if the moderators have this ability but John can definitely do an IP address lookup to find out who you are So be careful.
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Warning - not sure if the moderators have this ability but John can definitely do an IP address lookup to find out who you are So be careful.
    Yeah I know!

    I'm at home at the moment but I usually login from work so that should be a diffent IP address




    John knows who I am anyway he metioned it a long time ago.
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    Ok, so I lied!

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    some ... NEVER learn
    insult me all you want, see if i complain

    btw i never complained, martin posted because i guess its his job to make sure that no one is offended on here

    everyone was making jokes about my mom
    i didnt get all pissed at THEM at all
    i simply ASKED that they stop
    and since i know most of those who did joke about my mom
    all i needed was to ASK

    so go ... if your not happy with martin did
    Kaaapeesh?

    Edited by MartinLiss

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    Has anyone ever seen kovan's mom? No? Well, why would you care so much kovan? People IRL (in real life) talk about my mom to me, like in skool, and they've never even seen her! They even say that they did stuff with her last night, hell? Do I care? NO! Because it's not true, lol. And who would wanna sleep with a 47 year old? No offense to my mom or anything, but damn...you just don't sleep with women..that are 20-30 years older than you. That's...just not right . I'm sure people do it, and that's there business, I ain't gonna talk about it because I don't really care.

    If someone doesn't even know your mom and talks about her, why are you going to let it bother you? That's childish.

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    Matthew if you been have been following my threads, you would know that JOKINGLY or not i get offended
    i was brought up that way, insulting the woman in my culture as a joke or not is frowned upon BIG time
    so maybe to you its childish, to me its not

    oh ya
    and for your info
    my mom is 37, she had me at 16
    and we are not talking about sleepign with older men/woman

    any insult, such as *****, *****, or what ever else
    i take great offense to it,
    specially after i have asked nicely not to be repeated
    as i said before i had not taken offense to it until i asked and people still repeated it

    you may find mom jokes funny, i dont
    if you have a problem with that than you might wanna go find a solution to that

    if find somethings funny that you may not find funny
    but you dont see me calling you childish about it

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    I agree that joking is fun... I enjoy coming hear and reading flames that are intended only for fun, but I also agree that when people start to be bothered by something it does need to stop. Let's not cut out all the jokes... only when they start to hurt someone.

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    Originally posted by parksie


    Edited by MartinLiss

    Why not just cooperate even a little?
    But it was about his own mom..... Mike == Parksie

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    Originally posted by kovan
    Matthew if you been have been following my threads, you would know that JOKINGLY or not i get offended
    i was brought up that way, insulting the woman in my culture as a joke or not is frowned upon BIG time
    so maybe to you its childish, to me its not

    oh ya
    and for your info
    my mom is 37, she had me at 16
    and we are not talking about sleepign with older men/woman

    any insult, such as *****, *****, or what ever else
    i take great offense to it,
    specially after i have asked nicely not to be repeated
    as i said before i had not taken offense to it until i asked and people still repeated it

    you may find mom jokes funny, i dont
    if you have a problem with that than you might wanna go find a solution to that

    if find somethings funny that you may not find funny
    but you dont see me calling you childish about it
    So do you take offense to all mom jokes, or just the ones about your mom?

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    If you ask me, i think

    Edited by MartinLiss

    and

    Edited by MartinLiss

    so you can shove

    Edited by MartinLiss

    altho this is just my opinion.



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    Edited by MartinLiss
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    Okay, so we won't direct them at your mom Everyone - the mom jokes are on me (well, or my mum )

    Marty - there's no need for moderation on that post because it doesn't offend me

    Just as an aside, that's *still* on my clipboard, so I can paste it anywhere I want
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    MB, TD: Could you please PM me with what you said in your posts?

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    I think they were both taking the piss
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    parksie, yo mama is a Edited by MartinLiss
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    An "Edited by MartinLiss"? Is that some kind of wild animal? (Simon certainly thinks so )
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    you fool haven't you ever heard of a Edited by MartinLiss
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    Originally posted by kovan
    my mom is 37, she had me at 16
    it

    So that makes you 21, an adult. When people make fun of you in public (or at work), do you go home and cry to your mommy?

    Didn't you mom ever say these words to you:

    Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

    Well, they ain't goin' to hurt you, and they obviously..ain't gonna hurt your mom.

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    Okay now you've really confused me here, Matt. On one side you support them stopping us from making comments others would find offensive, and here you are telling people not to be offended instead!

    Who's side are you on?
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Double posting!!!!

    MODERATE HIM!!!!!

    kiddin'
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    I had gotten d/c, so I thought it didn't go through .
    And I am completely on the moderators side.
    You guys are too immature for me .
    Black avatars? Nazis? I'm Jewish

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    Is it immature to try to enjoy yourself?

    PS: Real immaturity is where i start making fun of you being Jewish As it is you'll only receive the usual "parksie.antireligion = true" treatment
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Originally posted by parksie
    An "Edited by MartinLiss"? Is that some kind of wild animal? (Simon certainly thinks so )
    Im offended by that!!!!


    Mods: It was a joke, im not offended, im never offended by anyone, jokes about my mother, heh... heard em all...

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