I think I am going to throw up!!

[Cybrg641]

Go here...

www.manbeef.com

This is the most wacked site I have EVER seen on the internet. After browsing their site, I found out it is NOT a joke. They actually sell human meat!! What kind of sick freak would buy this stuff!?!? Or sell it?!?

that's ****ing gross!

[chrisjk]

It is a joke. Apart from the fact it is April's Fools Day, it's illegal in most civalised places. C'mon, I mean Human Meat Recipies and

We have everything from Sausages and Soup Bones to Bouillon, and Stock. All made with the highest quality human meats

If that's not a joke, then I'm a Dutch Uncle.

Notice how there is no postal address? Notice that you can't actually order anything? Notice how all the pictures of cuts of meat are actually from cows/pigs etc

[Cybrg641]

look through the site . It doesn't look like a joke to me

April fools day was yesterday.... and it does not look like a joke to me.

[chrisjk]

So the site was set up yesterday and Cybrg641 only found out about it today. How can you seriously think it's not a joke, I mean, really.

[Cybrg641]

Where did it say it was setup yesterday? And I found out from another person where it is. I seriously hope it is a joke of some kind but I don't think it is.

This is so disgusting.... I just took another look at their site... I really feel like puking....... people who sell, eat, or buy 'manbeef' should be shot.... over and over again.....

[chrisjk]

It doesn't say it was set up yesterday, April Fools's was yesterday. Clearly someone with too much time on their hands. I'm going to e-mail their info line and ask them something serious like can they deliver to Britain or something. I'll post their reply here.

[Cybrg641]

oh man, I don't think I can even go back there! It's just too gross

[chrisjk]

Okay, I just sent this e-mail

Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2001 00:38:17 +0100 (BST)
From: Camo Boy | Block Address
Subject: Question
To: [email protected]

Hi

I'm arranging my son's wedding and I am need of some
quality but cheap human meat products. Unfortunately,
I could not determine if you are able to deliver here
(Britain). Hopefully you can at not to much cost
because your unit prices seem very reasonable.

Thanking you in advance

Bryan Westwood

I shall await theit response with anticipation...

[chrisjk]

Okay, this is their response (it was almost instant - which makes me think...hmmm, suspicious. And it was from the founder of the co.

Dear Bryan,

Thank you for your interest in purchasing human meat products from
ManBeef
International Meats. In order for us to sell you any human meat
product, we
require that you become a member. This allows us to get to know our
customers. To become a member, send us an email with the below
information.
All of the below questions must be answered for your application to be
accepted.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
1: Full legal name.
2: Current street and mailing addresses.
3: Daytime and Nighttime phone numbers.
4: Email address you wish us to use for contact purposes.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Once we have this information, we will run a background check on you.
By
sending in the above information you agree to allow us to have a
background
check performed. Because ManBeef International Meats can not legally
sell
any human meat product to anyone with a criminal history, we would like
to
ask you a couple questions now, before we begin a background check.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
1: Have you been convicted of a felony within the last 5 years?
2: Do you live with or associate with any know felons?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Once you are a member, we will mail you the members packet. This
packet
includes information we do not give out on the website, such as toll
free
phone numbers for all ManBeef divisions, addresses for ordering and
shipping, and special sales. Every packet also includes a 45 minute
video
tape titled "ManBeef And You". This tape covers the basics of human
meat
cooking, storage, and some interesting human meat tips and tricks.

That's all for now. We will have more questions for you once we have
the
above information.


Thanks again for your interest in ManBeef,

Joseph Christopherson
-- President, ManBeef International Meats.
-- www.manbeef.com

Note he didn't actually answer the original question...

[SurfDemon]

It is a joke by the way.

See the end of this story

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Da...xes010401.html

of course you might choose not to believe this abc news story, after all you can't believe everything (anything) you read on the web? Of course that should go for websites as well.........

Cheers,

SD

[Cybrg641]

Thank God!!! That is one hell of a hoax. It sure got me!

[chrisjk]

I knew I was right about it being a hoax. Can spot them a mile off...although I was beginning to have doubts after the reply they sent

[Nitro]

Anyone knows Jeffery Dalmer?

[chrisjk]

no, what did he do?

He killed teenage boys, ****ed them, and ate them.

[smh]

Oh, yeah... He was big news in the US for a long time.

He was sentenced to life in prison, but a prisoner beat the living **** out of him, and he died.....

[Cybrg641]

I would too if someone like that came near me!

[chrismitchell]

Mmmmmm Tastes like Chicken!!! lol

[Arbiter]

Interesting piece of trivia for you?

Did you know that a number of tribes who practice cannibal refer to humans as 'Long Pig' because of the (apparent) similarity in taste?

[chrismitchell]

another piece of interesting trivia... Did you know that human flesh when cooked smells like beef...