Bruce Springsteen is a pr!CK

**mendhak** · Jun 19th, 2002, 02:49 AM

What do you infer from these lyrics...

She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
(hmm...)

She'll let you in her mouth if the
Words you say are right
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides
She'll let you in her car
To go drivin' round
She'll let you into the parts of herself
That'll bring you down
She'll let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
(hmm... BDSM)

But into her secret garden, don't think twice
You've gone a million miles
How far'd you get to that place where
You can't remember and you can't forget
She'll lead you down a path
There'll be tenderness in the air
She'll let you come just far enough
So you know she's really there
She'll look at you and smile
And her eyes will say
She's got a secret garden
Where everything you want
Where everything you need
Will always stay a million miles away,

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 19th, 2002, 02:58 AM

That's one wierd song you got there frog

**cafeenman** · Jun 19th, 2002, 05:35 AM

He sucks too. Maybe you shouldn't listent to music that sucks made by *****s.

**mendhak** · Mar 8th, 2004, 09:24 AM

I just realized a lot of his songs are like that.

**NotLKH** · Mar 8th, 2004, 09:51 AM

Hmmm,
How did that Billy Joel song go,...
"Gotta Cut loose, FootLoose, pick up yo,,,"

oops, now WHERE did THAT come from!
Sorry, wrong number!

I meant:

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she’s always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she’ll never believe you
And she’ll take what you give her, as long as it’s free
She steals like a thief
But she’s always a woman to me

Chorus
Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She’s ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she’ll promise you more
Than the garden of eden
Then she’ll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you’re bleedin’
But she’ll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she’s always a woman to me

Chorus

She is frequently kind
And she’s suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She’s nobody’s fool
But she can’t be convicted
She’s earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she’s always a woman to me

In a way, I think Bruce poorly attempted to capture Billy's intent, in a most repulsive manor.

**Cander** · Mar 8th, 2004, 11:19 AM

*** on feel the noise

**Memnoch1207** · Mar 8th, 2004, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by NotLKH
Hmmm,
How did that Billy Joel song go,...
"Gotta Cut loose, FootLoose, pick up yo,,,"

That song is by Kenny Loggins..

**Madboy** · Mar 11th, 2004, 10:24 AM

the only thing that makes sense from his songs are "57 Channels and theres nothing on", you got that right brucey, Sky Digital - roughly 600 channels and theres nothing on!

**Wokawidget** · Mar 11th, 2004, 10:29 AM

Be quiet Wiggles. There is always something on Sky

Bruce Springsteen rules. You are all commie heathens

Rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

**mendhak** · Mar 11th, 2004, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by Wokawidget
Be quiet Wiggles. There is always something on Sky

Bruce Springsteen rules. You are all commie heathens

Rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sad Eyes always lie.

**Madboy** · Mar 11th, 2004, 11:37 AM

Wiggles not happy

, only Timpsons on Sky One good

**mendhak** · Mar 11th, 2004, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by Madboy
Wiggles not happy , only Timpsons on Sky One good

Bruce Springsteen likes Wiggles.

**Madboy** · Mar 11th, 2004, 05:05 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Wiggle Woggle, Waggly Waggle

**mendhak** · Sep 8th, 2004, 01:28 AM

More proof that bruce springsteen is an evil influence on society!!!!

I'M ON FIRE
Bruce Springsteen

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
I'm on fire

And people were against "Beavis and Butthead."

**Nightwalker83** · Sep 8th, 2004, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
More proof that bruce springsteen is an evil influence on society!!!!

And people were against "Beavis and Butthead."

I knew he was up to something disgusting when I first heard that song.

**BodwadUK** · Sep 8th, 2004, 02:25 AM

Hmmm what a sick man. Listen to the Wurzels they are class

I got a new combine arvester
...

**wossname** · Sep 8th, 2004, 03:26 AM

The wurzels did a cover of "Wonderwall" by Oasis a while ago. Very funny.

"I say maybe, ooh arr, yer gunna be ther one what saves me!"

**BodwadUK** · Sep 8th, 2004, 03:30 AM

AHHHH I missed that one

**mendhak** · Sep 9th, 2004, 03:26 AM

Weird Al Yankovic is the epitome of morality in our society. Blessings.

**Wokawidget** · Sep 9th, 2004, 04:39 AM

OY! Stop ****ing around in the ****ing chit-****ing-chat section and get your arses into the ****ing ASP.NET section and ****ing answer my ****ing questions you bunch of ****ing retards!

I need help

Woka

PS I will ask nicely if required

**BodwadUK** · Sep 9th, 2004, 04:44 AM

It is required so please ask nicely

**Wally Pipp** · Sep 9th, 2004, 04:44 AM

**** off

**Wokawidget** · Sep 9th, 2004, 05:17 AM

Dear VBF Members,

I am greatly in need of some help with regard to my ASP.NET coding.
Alas, I haven't found a solution for numerous problems I am having.
It would be greatly appreciated if some of you would check out the ASP.NET section (link below) and take a look at a few of my posts, which should be at the top of the list.

http://www.vbforums.com/forumdisplay...ne=&forumid=31

Thank you for your time.

Woka

PS I wonder is Bruce Springsteen would help me, or is he too much of a *****?

**Wokawidget** · Sep 9th, 2004, 05:18 AM

Right, I have ****ing asked ****ing nicely now!
There is no ****ing excuse for any of you ****ers to take a ****ing look and help me with my ****ing problems.

****er

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

PS Wally Pip, DON'T BE RUDE!

**Wally Pipp** · Sep 9th, 2004, 05:28 AM

you need help indeed

**BodwadUK** · Sep 9th, 2004, 05:30 AM

I dont know fu***** ASP.net so stop asking you stupid pr***

**Wokawidget** · Sep 9th, 2004, 05:58 AM

Oh, don't ****ing swear at me you ****o wonder dog

I really need help

Woof

**BodwadUK** · Sep 9th, 2004, 06:01 AM

YAY I AM A WONDER DOG

**Wally Pipp** · Sep 9th, 2004, 06:03 AM

shut up you thicko mongrel

**Wokawidget** · Sep 9th, 2004, 06:13 AM

Yea! You're a scratty dog who wouldn't think twice about getting jiggy with Bruce Springsteens left leg!

Woof

**BodwadUK** · Sep 9th, 2004, 06:53 AM

Sod that Andrea Corr is much better

**mendhak** · Sep 10th, 2004, 06:35 AM

Andrea Corr is Bruce Springsteen's ho!

**BodwadUK** · Sep 10th, 2004, 07:44 AM

*KICKS MENDHAK TO DEATH*

**Wokawidget** · Sep 10th, 2004, 09:11 AM

*KICKS MENDHAK TO LIFE*

**mendhak** · Sep 10th, 2004, 12:02 PM

*KICKS HIMSELF FOR NO REASON*

**BodwadUK** · Sep 13th, 2004, 02:25 AM

Yay I have been saved a job. My rule as king is coming along nicely

**Wokawidget** · Sep 13th, 2004, 02:26 AM

What???

Woof

**BodwadUK** · Sep 13th, 2004, 02:31 AM

The frog is now self sufficiant

**mendhak** · Sep 25th, 2004, 07:18 AM

Brzump.

**wossname** · Sep 25th, 2004, 08:05 AM

I must confess that I think bodwad is right. The Corrs girls are probably the hottest chicks in the world, after DW obviously.

Of course I'd prefer DW over [all 3 Corrs girls in a foursome] :drooool:

Maybe I can convince DW to have a fivesome with me and the Corrs.

:drooooooooooool:

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