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Oct 6th, 2015, 03:23 PM
#60401
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Oct 7th, 2015, 12:33 AM
#60402
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*Your actual dreams may vary from those of Globex, Inc.™ and its subsidiaries.
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Oct 7th, 2015, 12:37 AM
#60403
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Woman beats airline security ban by chugging whole bottle of booze
(RNN) - When airline security wouldn't allow a Chinese woman to bring a $200 bottle of cognac on a flight from Beijing to Wenzhou, rather than drop it in a trash can, she chugged the whole thing.
The woman, whose surname is Zhou, had bought the bottle in a U.S. airport and brought it to Beijing. But she couldn't take it on the domestic flight because it was more than 100 ml (3.3 oz).
A lot more.
After she finished the bottle of Remy Martin XO Excellence, she was not allowed to board the plane because she was too drunk.
A police officer told Beijing Times that she couldn't even stand up, so they put her in a wheelchair and took her a room where she could recover.
After she sobered up, her family came and got her, according to Time.com.
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Oct 7th, 2015, 09:00 AM
#60404
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Oct 7th, 2015, 09:00 AM
#60405
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Oct 7th, 2015, 04:02 PM
#60406
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"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Oct 7th, 2015, 07:19 PM
#60407
Re: Post Race!
I can see it now.
"Don't make me to call 911 again!" Craaaazy.
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Oct 7th, 2015, 10:44 PM
#60408
Re: Post Race!
I had someone call 911 today about a suspicious refrigerator...
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Oct 8th, 2015, 03:34 AM
#60409
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Don't underestimate the criminal capacities of a fridge. There's a whole gang of them hang out regularly at my local appliance store and I swear they're planning something.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 8th, 2015, 05:34 AM
#60410
Re: Post Race!
It's those new internet connected Fridges you need to worry about, constantly scheming with each other in chat rooms or over IM !!!
Remember they are in control of all our food, it only takes one fundamentalist fridge ...........
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Oct 8th, 2015, 07:51 AM
#60411
Re: Post Race!
I've noticed a lot of them are wearing black lately. Ninja Fridges.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 8th, 2015, 08:55 AM
#60412
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I've noticed a lot of them are wearing black lately. Ninja Fridges.
I swear that one of those ninja fridges threw an egg at me the other day!
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Oct 8th, 2015, 09:31 AM
#60413
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by NeedSomeAnswers
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Remember they are in control of all our food...
Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
"Ok, my response to that is pending a Google search" - Bucky Katt.
"There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets." - Unk.
"Before you can 'think outside the box' you need to understand where the box is."
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Oct 8th, 2015, 09:43 AM
#60414
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by SJWhiteley
Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
The Food Outraged Xenophobes blew the lid but lately they've been persuading people to buy the internet connected Fridges.
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Oct 8th, 2015, 09:59 AM
#60415
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by SJWhiteley
Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
Lettuce remain calm about this. While refrigerators were responsible for lots of deaths in the early days, they have become much more docile for the last few decades. I can understand the occasional refrigerator going feral, especially if you egg it on, but there is no reason to milk this too much. Most likely, some forgotten leftover languishing on the back of a middle shelf just decided to have some fun.
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Oct 8th, 2015, 10:00 AM
#60416
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I assume that you realize that a post about lettuce would produce some puns.
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Oct 8th, 2015, 10:32 AM
#60417
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Shaggy, I think cu-cumberestimate the threat that fridges truly represent. The cheese trays, in particular, have become no go zones that should only be entered Caerphilly and never alone. They're not eggsactly friendly places to.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 8th, 2015, 12:02 PM
#60418
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An eggselent post, to be sure. I only have happy cheese in my cheese tray. Real fun guys with plenty of culture, I'd have to say.
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Oct 8th, 2015, 12:47 PM
#60419
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by NeedSomeAnswers
It's those new internet connected Fridges you need to worry about, constantly scheming with each other in chat rooms or over IM !!!
Fridge uprisings make my blood run cold.
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Oct 9th, 2015, 03:06 AM
#60420
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I don't want to be Auber-generous to the cookers but I feel they're the victims in all this. It's a Hotpoint which shouldn't be overlooked. When a mangos into an appliance store he needs to know who the enemy is or he'll end up in a right pickle.
Last edited by FunkyDexter; Oct 9th, 2015 at 03:13 AM.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 9th, 2015, 03:13 AM
#60421
Re: Post Race!
Holy crap! You are right! Why hasn't anybody seen this?! Someone must do something for the sake of the lettuce! I think there's a media cover up. They aren't reporting on it.
Its clearly a conspiracy, the Government are keeping us in the dark on this and are in league with the fridges!!!!!
Lettuce hope that we can stop this before it's to late, i don't want to step on any tomatoes but i couldn't help but join in the fun with extra relish!
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Oct 9th, 2015, 04:38 AM
#60422
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i couldn't help but join in the fun with extra relish!
I'm glad you decided to ketchup.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 9th, 2015, 07:29 AM
#60423
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Originally Posted by FunkyDexter
I'm glad you decided to ketchup.
Orange you glad that some people are not milking this. At least keeping their cool.
However I'm not sure some people can see the light: the door will always be closed for them.
"Ok, my response to that is pending a Google search" - Bucky Katt.
"There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets." - Unk.
"Before you can 'think outside the box' you need to understand where the box is."
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Oct 9th, 2015, 10:12 AM
#60424
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Awesome. Some of those puns show some real celerity, while others are more radish-ical, but overall, this beats most subjects we've previously mustard when it comes to puns. Cheeses are pretty good too, but eventually you just create a muenster. With vegetables, most of the puns are 24 carrot gold.
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Oct 9th, 2015, 11:16 AM
#60425
Re: Post Race!
When it comes to appliance politics cooler heads will prevail.
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Oct 9th, 2015, 01:09 PM
#60426
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I don't think this thread will get moldy. But give it time...
"Ok, my response to that is pending a Google search" - Bucky Katt.
"There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets." - Unk.
"Before you can 'think outside the box' you need to understand where the box is."
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Oct 9th, 2015, 01:18 PM
#60427
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Gruff
When it comes to appliance politics cooler heads will prevail.
You don't think that hot coils will trump?
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Oct 9th, 2015, 01:48 PM
#60428
Re: Post Race!
Nope. When it comes to heated topics it's what's on the inside that counts.
So just chill man.
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Oct 9th, 2015, 03:44 PM
#60429
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I have always found that expanding on the topic of freon tends to have a chilling effect on parties.
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Oct 9th, 2015, 04:08 PM
#60430
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I am expanding every day (sideways). Don't think freon has much to do with it.
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
~T
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:22 AM
#60431
Re: Post Race!
Every time someone offers you a donut you say "I'll take the Freeon"
(OK, that one doesn't span well, so shoot me)
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - Winston Churchill
Hadoop actually sounds more like the way they greet each other in Yorkshire - Inferrd
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Oct 12th, 2015, 12:34 PM
#60432
Re: Post Race!
It was a bit dyslexic. I assume you meant the free one.
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Oct 12th, 2015, 12:38 PM
#60433
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I started my LLC last week!
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:19 PM
#60434
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Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by dday9
I started my LLC last week!
Limited liability corporation? Or is it an acronym I'm not familiar with?
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:21 PM
#60435
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"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:23 PM
#60436
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Re: Post Race!
I tried to add a photo to the above post but I got some message that I have "exceeded my quota" whatever that means...
"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever." - Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel
“Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.” - Kimi Raikkonen
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:27 PM
#60437
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Originally Posted by homer13j
Limited liability corporation? Or is it an acronym I'm not familiar with?
No, he meant his long lock combover. It's the kind where you let your hair grow to about shoulder-length, then shave the opposite side of your head and do the comb over. It's supplanting the mullet as the hair style of choice in some areas.
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:28 PM
#60438
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by homer13j
Limited liability corporation? Or is it an acronym I'm not familiar with?
Yep, it's a limited liability corporation.
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:28 PM
#60439
Re: Post Race!
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
No, he meant his long lock combover. It's the kind where you let your hair grow to about shoulder-length, then shave the opposite side of your head and do the comb over. It's supplanting the mullet as the hair style of choice in some areas.
My sister-in-law actually did that. It looked terrible...
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Oct 12th, 2015, 02:30 PM
#60440
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