Originally posted by Batman

Batman is a bat part-time personal trainner by night and programmer by day. If you want to stay ahead in life, you must feel good about yourself. You need to stay sharper than the average person and physically stronger(including hand to hand combat) under any circumstance.

Dennis, Batman never realised you got a weight issue. Batman will send you my personal 27 page research on building muscles and gainning maximum strength without steroid. Batman have researched this topic since November 1st, 1991 and have bat helped many bat people to change their bat lifes. Batman will teach you the bat proper techniques ranging from breathing, hand and body positionning, NUTRITION, MENTAL PYC and MENTALLY FOCUS, and true DISCIPLINES.

Lets put it this way, after you finish with this bat program in about two bat years, you will be looking like bat gymnist and benching twice your bat body weight without bouncing or needing a bat spotter. Anyone who works out knows benching your body weight is health but benching twice your body weight is super bat healthy.
Wow! You turn me on Batman! A buff programmer like you know hand to hand combat too! Maybe you can practice it on me loverboy! So discipline and metally equipted. What a batorama package!!!

See you tonight for dinner Batman!