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  1. May 9th, 2002, 08:45 PM #1
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    Canadian's can't drink

    It's true. I got told tonight that my nearest drinking buddy (my next door neighbour) has to stay off the booze for at least two months (apparently the big woosy has two stomach ulcers). His doc says it's probably to do with the amount of booze he has guzzled in the last year or so. His wife recons it's from going binge drinking with me (we moved into our house 1 year ago). It's not my fault they don't teach basic drinking in school here.

    His life is going to be hell over the summer. I'll be sitting out in the garden cracking tinnie after tinnie, and he'll be drinking Evian. Tee hee hee hee.

    I am such a b*stard at times

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    HELL YES I CAN DRINK!
    "A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
    "First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
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    SD be a b*stard? Never
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    Originally posted by Pix
    SD be a b*stard? Never
    It gives my life meaning.
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  7. May 9th, 2002, 08:52 PM #6
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    anyone wanna see my mouse?
    "A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
    "First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
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  8. May 10th, 2002, 01:59 PM #7
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    For goodness sake.......zip that thing back up!
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