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  1. May 8th, 2002, 02:29 AM #1
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    Dictionary for womens personal ads

    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ish......................... 49
    Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
    Athletic.........................No tits
    Average looking............Has a face like an arse
    Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
    Educated......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
    Emotionally Secure........On medication
    Feminist.........................Fat
    Free spirit......................Junkie
    Friendship first...............Former slut
    Fun...............................Annoying
    Gentle...........................Dull
    Good Listener...............Autistic
    New-Age......................Body hair problems
    Old-fashioned................No BJs or anal
    Open-minded.................Desperate
    Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
    Poet...............................Depressive
    Professional............... ...Bi*ch
    Romantic.......................Frigid
    Social............................***** like a clowns pocket
    Voluptuous....................Very Fat
    Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
    Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
    Widow...........................Murderer
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  2. May 8th, 2002, 08:26 AM #2
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    I take it you plan to be single for eternity?... seems pretty accurate though
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  3. May 8th, 2002, 09:14 AM #3
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    Re: Dictionary for womens personal ads

    Originally posted by chrismitchell
    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
    I was reading this at work and totally lost it when I got to Social.
    I'm a misanthropic philanthropist!
    Frog, the only white meat...
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  4. May 8th, 2002, 09:16 AM #4
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    What about Solvent? Whats that all about?
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  6. May 8th, 2002, 09:31 AM #5
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    lady with GSOH WLTM ad without V large amnt of abbrv. in

    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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  7. May 8th, 2002, 09:34 AM #6
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    Originally posted by SjR
    What about Solvent? Whats that all about?
    tight bastard that never goes out and uses coupons at every opertunity
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  8. May 8th, 2002, 09:35 AM #7
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    Oh.... *mildly disappointed* I thought we had a load of glue sniffers in the area
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  9. May 8th, 2002, 09:37 AM #8
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    lol
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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    Originally posted by SjR
    Oh.... *mildly disappointed* I thought we had a load of poo sniffers in the area
    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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  12. May 8th, 2002, 09:43 AM #10
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    Oh I already knew about them

    Hows it going anyhoo chuck?
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  13. May 8th, 2002, 09:49 AM #11
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    Originally posted by SjR
    Oh I already knew about them

    Hows it going anyhoo chuck?
    Pretty good thanx, just managed to write a programme to traverse tree structures (like directories). Yayy!!

    How about you? BR still treating you rough?
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  14. May 8th, 2002, 09:49 AM #12
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    Originally posted by SjR


    Hows it going anyhoo chuck?
    AHHHH, BRUMMIE TALK

    *Ian runs away screaming*
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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  15. May 8th, 2002, 09:55 AM #13
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    Originally posted by Flustor


    Pretty good thanx, just managed to write a programme to traverse tree structures (like directories). Yayy!!

    How about you? BR still treating you rough?
    Absolutely miserable.... DC didn't even have the decency to bother to turn up yesterday, so I couldn't express my disappointment in his managerial skills (or call him a ****)

    Joooooooooolie is her usual pleasant self , actually has laid off me a bit, reckon she's had a spanking



    Ian, ya love it really!
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    Originally posted by SjR


    Absolutely miserable.... DC didn't even have the decency to bother to turn up yesterday, so I couldn't express my disappointment in his managerial skills (or call him a ****)

    Joooooooooolie is her usual pleasant self , actually has laid off me a bit, reckon she's had a spanking



    Ian, ya love it really!
    yalroit chuck?

    DC has the personal manner of a dead dog. ooh well, I guess it means that noone will have looked at anycode with you. . Their loss, when no-one can support anything there'll be tears.
    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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    Des won't be looking at any of my code either - actually, I'm not saying anymore 'coz I know they've both used this site - you never know.....

    You know, they couldn't work out how the PT code did anything.... they didn't know what a function was or how they're called or anything - as far as they knew, you accessed other bits of code (subs only) using 'call' and there is no other way


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    Originally posted by SjR
    Des won't be looking at any of my code either - actually, I'm not saying anymore 'coz I know they've both used this site - you never know.....

    You know, they couldn't work out how the PT code did anything.... they didn't know what a function was or how they're called or anything - as far as they knew, you accessed other bits of code (subs only) using 'call' and there is no other way


    (ooh got Sandra on msn )
    They couldn't figure out the functions!! What a dream they've got in store for them

    It'll be a fun couple of months.
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  19. May 8th, 2002, 10:17 AM #17
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    If they think I'm gonna contract for them they can think again. Nooooo thanks (well maybe if the cash situation goes bob)

    I'm not the greatest programmer in the world (no really, I'm not!!), but for doodahs sake they don't know what a function is. Good luck

    How did he get into this position??? weird
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    Originally posted by SjR

    Ian, ya love it really!
    With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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    Originally posted by SjR
    If they think I'm gonna contract for them they can think again. Nooooo thanks (well maybe if the cash situation goes bob)


    It's not worth it for the hassle

    I'm not the greatest programmer in the world (no really, I'm not!!)
    Well.. I can think of at least one person better

    How did he get into this position??? weird
    By serious brown tounging. I'd rather keep my tounge pink.
    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker


    With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't
    Aww bless
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  23. May 8th, 2002, 10:35 AM #21
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker


    With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't
    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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  24. May 8th, 2002, 10:57 AM #22
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    *Ian Slimes his way off to the next thread*

    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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    Can u clean the dribble off my screen before you go !!
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    Originally posted by SjR
    How did he get into this position??? weird
    You know all those people who come to the forums and ask us to do their homework for them? Well, they put this on their resumes:

    Visual Basic
    C++
    ASP
    COM
    PHP
    mySQL
    SQL Server
    Access
    Oracle
    HTML
    Java script
    Etc.

    Yet, they don't know how to use any of it. Then the people who tell the truth on their resumes can't get hired because it doesn't have a third of that.
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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker


    With two splendid ladies like you two, what red blooded man wouldn't
    Men who like women who like men maybe?
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