Insult contest

**maxl** · May 7th, 2002, 10:36 AM

How about a little insult contest I start :
Your wife is a lesbian

**Gaffer** · May 7th, 2002, 10:42 AM

Canada: The 51st state

**barrk** · May 7th, 2002, 10:51 AM

Wasn't that your mother I saw on Jerry Springer yesterday?

**Gaffer** · May 7th, 2002, 10:52 AM

Wasn't that Jerry Springer I saw on your mother yesterday?

**SurfDemon** · May 7th, 2002, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by maxl
How about a little insult contest I start :
Your wife is a lesbian

I wish! MMmmmmmm. Threesome fun

**CiberTHuG** · May 7th, 2002, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by maxl
Your wife is a lesbian

And she doesn't want to ask your wife out.

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2002, 11:03 AM

If I had a dog with a face as ugly as yours, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

**Suidae** · May 7th, 2002, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by maxl
How about a little insult contest I start :
Your wife is a lesbian

I happen to have a lot in common with lesbians.... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body so I should make the most of it.....

Why can't the lesbian couple adopt a 16 y/o girl?

**CiberTHuG** · May 7th, 2002, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Suidae
I happen to have a lot in common with lesbians.... I've always felt that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body so I should make the most of it.....

Why can't the lesbian couple adopt a 16 y/o girl?

This is where we sound the "serious post" alarm. This thread should be devoid of all serious commentary.

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2002, 12:24 PM

//sounds serious alarm

Klang klang klang klang klang!! Pour some water over him!

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2002, 12:43 PM

Your mom's twice the man you are.

**Suidae** · May 7th, 2002, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by mendhak
//sounds serious alarm

Klang klang klang klang klang!! Pour some water over him!

I was KIDDING!!!

Obviously you kids need to get out more often...

The reason the lesbian couple could'nt adopt the 16y/o girl was because they could'nt get a liquor license.

**Suidae** · May 7th, 2002, 02:17 PM

I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brains were on fire.

**SLH** · May 7th, 2002, 02:36 PM

Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you have abused the privilege.

**maxl** · May 7th, 2002, 02:45 PM

your mom is so fat she has her own prime minister

**The Hobo** · May 7th, 2002, 02:51 PM

hey....hey...you...suck.

**Gandalf_Grey_** · May 7th, 2002, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Canada: The 51st state

that is probably the worst insult i could imagnie

**JPicasso** · May 7th, 2002, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by Gaffer
Canada: The 51st state

Originally posted by Gandalf_Grey_
that is probably the worst insult i could imagnie

Is this more insulting to Americans or Canadians?

Aerials · May 7th, 2002, 03:02 PM

Ahem

Go back to school and learn to be a human being. You shouldn't even be allowed to own a computer. You are the scum I dread to step on while I walk down the street. You are inferior, and sub-human. Do yourself and all of humanity a favor and go kill urself

That was from some guy i knew

**JPicasso** · May 7th, 2002, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Aerials
Ahem

That was from some guy i knew

The local clergyman?

**SeaHag** · May 7th, 2002, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by JPicasso

Is this more insulting to Americans or Canadians?

eek.. We are getting quite the rap letely.. I guess its
economics.
We are just a poor little Country

**SLH** · May 7th, 2002, 04:26 PM

Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves - Bender, Futurama

**Arc** · May 7th, 2002, 04:33 PM

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.

**markman** · May 7th, 2002, 04:39 PM

YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!

-from monty python

BG · May 7th, 2002, 05:01 PM

Yo Mommas so fat I had to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

**CiberTHuG** · May 7th, 2002, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by maxl
your mom is so fat she has her own prime minister

Uhm... shouldn't that be "she's so fat she has her own prime meridian"? Just makes more sense to me.

bb · May 7th, 2002, 05:23 PM

I dont understand this concept of... how do you say it... insulting....

**nishantp** · May 7th, 2002, 06:11 PM

Your mom's so dumb, she starved to death after getting locked in a grocery store

**SteveCRM** · May 7th, 2002, 06:42 PM

your mom's so hairy that when you were born you got rugburn

Matt.Net · May 7th, 2002, 10:22 PM

your not my friend

**rjlohan** · May 7th, 2002, 10:24 PM

"Ya lilly-livered land-lubber!"

Apparently it works wonders on pirates...

**Arc** · May 7th, 2002, 10:25 PM

Yo mama so poor, when niggas rob her, they just practicin.

**mendhak** · May 8th, 2002, 12:22 AM

Your mom's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

WorkHorse · May 9th, 2002, 01:01 AM

Piss off you beslubbering unchin-snouted gorbellied tickle-brained varlet ill-nurtured pribbling baggage tardy-gaited flap-mouthed moldwarp fobbing wayward vassal full-gorged dissembling boar-pig reeky pox-marked barnacle fool-born mammet yeasty maggot-pie bootless onion-eyed ruttish nut-hook warped harpy puttock spleeny guts-griping ratsbane venomed fen-sucked artless crook-pated bum-bailey pottle-deep flax-wench doghearted strumpet malt-worm skainsmate villainous dismal-dreaming craven reeling-ripe minnow apple-john tottering beetle-headed miscreant whey-faced fly-bitten bawdy bugbear loggerheaded common-kissing rump-fed dankish gudgeon codpiece droning gorbellied foot-licker flirt-gill elf-skinned horn-beast base-court hell-hated rough-hewn mumble-news vain churlish beef-witted bladder mammering hedge-born canker-blossom joithead spur-galled wagtail saucy unmuzzled sheep-biting clapper-clawed bat-fowling clouted fawning haggard giglet pigeon-egg currish fustilarian weather-bitten idle-headed lumpish gleeking surly dread-bolted lewdster fat-kidneyed hugger-mugger puny mangled pumpion half-faced puking milk-livered death-token paunchy folly-fallen rude-growing infectious measle knotty-pated ill-breeding spongy motley-minded froward errant cockered boil-brained plume-plucked jarring hasty-witted earth-vexing clack-dish flap-dragon dizzy-eyed rank hedge-pig dewberry clotpole shard-borne weedy swag-bellied roguish lout impertinent frothy goatish clay-brained qualling coxcomb mewling toad-spotted pignut scut!

**mendhak** · May 9th, 2002, 01:07 AM

Big headed bloated blue burping bony bum faced babboon.

**MegaMan** · May 9th, 2002, 01:15 AM

yo mama so poor, when i saw her walking down the street with one shoe, i yelled to her "hey you lost a shoe"

and she yelled back "NO! I FOUND ONE!!"

**MegaMan** · May 9th, 2002, 01:18 AM

uh no ciberthug-- in canada they have prime ministers that is essentialy their "president" or head executive of state person.

Uhm... shouldn't that be "she's so fat she has her own prime meridian"? Just makes more sense to me.

and not minister in the uh -- christian sense of a minister

**MegaMan** · May 9th, 2002, 01:19 AM

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE MAKES HER OWN GUB'MENT CHEESE!

**MegaMan** · May 9th, 2002, 01:22 AM

YO MAMAS SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT .999999... = 1

**mendhak** · May 9th, 2002, 01:32 AM

I saw your mom kicking a can down the street. I asked her "Hey! What ya doin'?"

She says "Moving"

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