New safety warning on Hammers:

1) Don't hit anybody with this hammer. Doing so can result in serious injury or death to the person you hit with the hammer. This includes, but is not limited to:
You
Your brother(s)
Your sister(s)
Your Mother(s)
Your Father(s)
Your Grandparent(s)
Your Neice(s)
Your Nephew(s)
All other family members
All friends
All other people who are neither family members or friends

2) Don't eat this hammer. Doing so can result in serious injury or death to you.

3) Do not hit animals with this hammer. Doing so can result in serious injury or death to the animal.

4) Do not support your car with this hammer. It may collapse, causing the car to fall on you. Doing so can result in serious injury or death to you.

5) Do not hook up live electrical wiring to this hammer. Doing so can result in serious injury or death to anyone in contact with the hammer, in contact with any circuit in the electrical flow or in contact with someone in contact with any of the above.

6) Do not forcibly put this hammer into a removeable drive slot on your computer. Doing so will destory the drive and potentially electrocute you. See 5) above.

7) Do not place hammer into the spokes of your bicycle or motorcycle. Doing so will either lock up the wheel or break the spokes and result in serious injury or death to whomever rides the bicycle or motorcycle.

8) Insert more obvious stuff here

9) etc.

10) ditto