Join my new religion

**kedaman4u** · May 6th, 2002, 07:55 PM

Transport your vital organs into a nonexistent paradox of laser beams while you fly through time...

**markman** · May 6th, 2002, 07:55 PM

I got my nikes. When do we begin?

**JungleMan** · May 6th, 2002, 07:55 PM

Interesting..

So what is the meaning of life, kedaman4u?

**crptcblade** · May 6th, 2002, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman
So what is the meaning of life, kedaman4u?

Life is nonexistent, therefore meaningless...Haven't you been paying attention?

**kedaman4u** · May 6th, 2002, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by markman
I got my nikes. When do we begin?

There is no such thing as "when". "When" is an illusion for weak souls. The question you should ask yourself is, "with whom".

**kedaman4u** · May 6th, 2002, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Interesting..

So what is the meaning of life, kedaman4u?

Life is not life as we think of life life is a giant bubble of our imaginations. To the other space-time continuums we are nothing but a grain of rice in a bucket of caramel stew.

**JungleMan** · May 6th, 2002, 07:59 PM

I guess if I don't join I will be damned to hell...

**kalicki** · May 6th, 2002, 07:59 PM

Sounds like too much work just for a stupid religion...

**kedaman4u** · May 6th, 2002, 08:00 PM

No, hell will be damned to your damned hell.

**kedaman** · May 6th, 2002, 08:00 PM

hmm someone is bored

**kedaman4u** · May 6th, 2002, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by kedaman
hmm someone is bored

Boredom is an illusion, don't you know better?

**JungleMan** · May 6th, 2002, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by kedaman4u

Boredom is an illusion, don't you know better?

What he said..

**DragonFly** · May 6th, 2002, 08:06 PM

Out foul spot...you nasty keddie impersonator

LOL

Someone is indeed very bored

or under the illusion of boredom anyway

Come here keddie... I'll help you get over this terrible shock

we can spend another 6 hours discussing what we were discussing yesterday if you like

as long as you resist the mathamatical analogies

Gonds · May 6th, 2002, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by kedaman4u
Transport your vital organs into a nonexistent paradox of laser beams while you fly through time...

You must chant these words to avoid compuglobalhypermegavaporization:

dort bei den glocken verbring ich die nacht
dort zwischen schlecken ein einsames tier
tagsüber lauf ich der nacht hinterher
zum zweiten mal entkommst du mir

**The Hobo** · May 6th, 2002, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by kedaman4u
No, hell will be damned to your damned hell.

Do you think I could get that in writing?

**kedaman** · May 6th, 2002, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by DragonFly
Come here keddie... I'll help you get over this terrible shock

we can spend another 6 hours discussing what we were discussing yesterday if you like

as long as you resist the mathamatical analogies

No you wouldn't want to discuss that here

**DragonFly** · May 6th, 2002, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by kedaman

No you wouldn't want to discuss that here

Very true keddie... we wouldn't want to bore the pants off everyone with our rambling discussion of New Age philosophies now would we

**kalicki** · May 6th, 2002, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by The Hobo

Do you think I could get that in writing?

Hobo, your sideburns seem to have invaded your entire face!!!

**Gandalf_Grey_** · May 6th, 2002, 09:41 PM

Ok i convert to your new religion

**SteveCRM** · May 6th, 2002, 09:50 PM

Oh why can't we do what we always do, spike some kool-ade and drink it in a field??? or has that one been done too many times.

**SteveCRM** · May 6th, 2002, 09:51 PM

oh sorry I forgot

"There is no kool-ade, it is a state of mind"

**cafeenman** · May 7th, 2002, 02:00 AM

So if you're starting a cult are you going to do it right and kill yourself in the end? Either that or have a stand off with the FBI and let them do it for you. I measure my cult leaders by their willingness to stand by their beliefs even if it kills them. Where do you stand on this?

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2002, 03:52 AM

So when do we kill ourselves? Who's our messiah... the giant killer wasp from Jupiter?

**Michael_Kamen** · May 7th, 2002, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by jpbtennisman
Interesting..

So what is the meaning of life, kedaman4u?

In case all of you don't know it yet: The meaning of life is 24.

**cafeenman** · May 7th, 2002, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by Michael_Kamen

In case all of you don't know it yet: The meaning of life is 24.

My life lost all meaning 15 years ago

**Michael_Kamen** · May 7th, 2002, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by cafeenman

My life lost all meaning 15 years ago

Do you want to tell us, what happened 15 years ago?

**cafeenman** · May 7th, 2002, 06:44 AM

I haven't been 24 since then. The meaning of life is 24 so all other ages are meaningless. That's all. I didn't realize that until now. Thanks Michael.

**Michael_Kamen** · May 7th, 2002, 07:26 AM

No no no no, It's not an age. No one knows what it is, and you can only fully understand the meaning of life if you know what this 24 stands for. Very old masters have already taken out the possibility that it is an age.

**cafeenman** · May 7th, 2002, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by Michael_Kamen
No no no no, It's not an age. No one knows what it is, and you can only fully understand the meaning of life if you know what this 24 stands for. Very old masters have already taken out the possibility that it is an age.

My life has new meaning starting now

Thanks Michael. You're the best!

**mendhak** · May 7th, 2002, 07:40 AM

Wow! Michael might be our saviour. I guess the religion's coming to an end already.

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