The Name Game

[chrismitchell]

http://www.ndirect.co.uk/~madcow/namegame.htm

Absolutely bloody marvelous.. here are my results:

CHRISTOPHER

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From the Italian root meaning "Tainter of Air"
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Characteristics
Christopher does terrible things to small animals with staplers.
Personality
Christopher would make a very bad babysitter.

Natural
Christopher could not survive without Mummy.

Emotional
Christopher does stupid things to impress people.

Character
Christopher is a filthy coward.

Physical
Christopher is basically ugly.

Mental
Christopher is an unreliable drunkard.

Motivation
Christopher has an Oedipal complex

[JungleMan]

JUSTIN

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Crooked"
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Characteristics
Justin is drawn to the scene of an accident by morbid curiosity.
Personality
Justin should be monitored around small children.

Natural
Justin likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
Justin is deceptively warm and endearing.

Character
Justin is a pessimistic whiner.

Physical
Justin is a walking cesspit of disease.

Mental
Justin has a horrible, horrible secret.

Motivation
Justin has a God complex.



I really don't like that one about the sheep.

[Gandalf_Grey_]

it is nice an fast and compact, also you can control it more

[Gandalf_Grey_]

oh sorry that was supposed to be in a PM

[Gandalf_Grey_]

Characteristics
Ryan knows nothing about anything.

Personality
Ryan is cruel and compassionless in positions of power.

Natural
Ryan is naive to the point of stupidity.

Emotional
Ryan hates happy people.

Character
Ryan annoys other people intensely.

Physical
Ryan has breath that could kill at ten paces.

Mental
Ryan is two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Motivation
Ryan never sees the point in anything.

[markman]

ROSS

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From the Mesopotamian root meaning "Complete Bastard"



um..............

[cafeenman]

Mine was dead on

CAFEENMAN

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From the Italian root meaning "Ugly Brute"
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Characteristics
cafeenman is blunt and insensitive.
Personality
cafeenman draws strength from the weakness of others.

Natural
cafeenman regularly practices cannibalism.

Emotional
cafeenman is deceptively warm and endearing.

Character
cafeenman strikes first, thinks later.

Physical
cafeenman couldn't beat Gandhi at boxing.

Mental
cafeenman is evil and manipulative.

Motivation
cafeenman waits for a chance to slag other people off.

[****]

TONY BLAIR

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From the Greek root meaning "Complete Bastard"
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Characteristics
Tony Blair is blunt and insensitive.
Personality
Tony Blair would make a very bad babysitter.

Natural
Tony Blair is naive to the point of stupidity.

Emotional
Tony Blair does stupid things to impress people.

Character
Tony Blair annoys other people intensely.

Physical
Tony Blair couldn't beat Gandhi at boxing.

Mental
Tony Blair is two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Motivation
Tony Blair has a God complex.

[cafeenman]

MENDHAK

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From the Chinese root meaning "Licker of Toads"
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Characteristics
Mendhak is blunt and insensitive.
Personality
Mendhak should be monitored around small children.

Natural
Mendhak is pale and sickly.

Emotional
Mendhak hates happy people.

Character
Mendhak is good at starting fights.

Physical
Mendhak is a walking cesspit of disease.

Mental
Mendhak has multiple personalities, all of them unpleasant.

Motivation
Mendhak is terribly over-confident.

[mendhak]

I was just about to post that here. How on earth did they relate mendhak to a toad? They're accusing me of child molestation!!

[cafeenman]

Originally posted by mendhak
I was just about to post that here. How on earth did they relate mendhak to a toad? They're accusing me of child molestation!!

They consider peeing into a child's hand to be molestation I guess.

[Ianpbaker]

freeky about the sheep

Characteristics
Ian is blunt and insensitive.
Personality
Ian would make a very bad babysitter.

Natural
Ian likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
Ian is deceptively warm and endearing.

Character
Ian annoys other people intensely.

Physical
Ian couldn't beat Gandhi at boxing.

Mental
Ian is evil and manipulative.

Motivation
Ian never sees the point in anything.

[cafeenman]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
freeky about the sheep

I changed the thing about sheep in mine. Didn't want people to know.

















Oops

[JPicasso]

JPICASSO

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Total Freak"
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Characteristics
JPicasso knows nothing about anything.

Personality
JPicasso is not exceptionally stable.

Natural
JPicasso likes sheep a great deal.

Emotional
JPicasso is a quiet loner.

Character
JPicasso is good at starting fights.

Physical
JPicasso needs major dental surgery and a facelift.

Mental
JPicasso is two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Motivation
JPicasso will shag anything that moves.




Uncanny.

What's with the reoccuring theme about sheep?
Is ther esome sort of corelation between Sheep and VB programmers?
Perhaps exposure to microsoft products have increased our sensitvity to livestock?