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    Hello wits, I have bought a new computer, it is a Compaq Pressario with 10000GB of hard disk space, and 3 graphics cards.

    When I press a button a cup holder came out, I put my drink in it and it broke.

    How to get fixed? Thanks.

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    Take the drink and shove it up your ass... Should fix all your problems....

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    Thank you kilacki, I tried that but it not fix computer problem and it very cold!

    What to do?

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    I'd take your presario backt to the store and then go buy a dell. I would recommend them for anything.

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    Originally posted by numtel
    I'd take your presario backt to the store and then go buy a dell. I would recommend them for anything.
    Is that company with guy on TV?

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    Shove it further...

    And when done, release the contents of your ass cavity into the inside of the computer...

    Ok?

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    Originally posted by kalicki
    Shove it further...

    And when done, release the contents of your ass cavity into the inside of the computer...

    Ok?
    That'll only make it worse, steve's computers will fix it, they have strong cup holder

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    THank you kilacki, I will buy a Dell now and then empty the contents of my ass in computer.

    Is this a good computer for gaming? I hope it uses an ASUS motherboard. It says 3d AGP Graphics that must be good right??????????

    Dimension® 2200 Series Intel® Celeron Processor at 1.3 GHz Memory: 128MB Shared SDRAM at 100MHz
    Keyboard: Dell® Enhanced Quiet Key Keyboard
    Monitor: 17 in (15.9 in v.i.s.,.27dp) E771 Monitor
    Video Card: Integrated Intel 3D AGP Graphics
    Hard Drive: 20GB Ultra Hard Drive (7200RPM)
    Floppy Drive: 3.5 in Floppy Drive
    Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP Home Edition Mouse: Microsoft Intellimouse®
    Modem: 56K PCI Data Fax Modem for Windows CD ROM/DVD ROM: 48x Max CD-ROM Drive
    Sound Card: Integrated Audio
    Speakers: New Harman Kardon® HK-206

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    20GB hd? you won't need that, go with a good 8.4gb monster

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    They do not sell 8.4GB at this site.

    I have ordered a Dell thank you

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    This belongs in chit chat, calling all mods

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    It sounds like Dell may be trying to rip you off on video. All video cards should be 3d AGP cards, but it doesn't seem to say how much memory is in that card.

    Also, I would recommend not getting a Dell, I work in a computer lab full of new Dells and I really wish we had our old computers back.

    ~Looseclothes Prophet

    P.S. - Did you Dell can refuse to service your machine if you open it even once? That means if you upgrade anything, they can nix warranties and stuff. That's just plain naughty of them.

    You'll know if it's been opened by the "Alert! Cover has been previously removed!" message during startup.

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    Originally posted by Looseclothes

    P.S. - Did you Dell can refuse to service your machine if you open it even once? That means if you upgrade anything, they can nix warranties and stuff. That's just plain naughty of them.

    You'll know if it's been opened by the "Alert! Cover has been previously removed!" message during startup.

    that is not true!!

    you can upgrade anything, they dont cover anything that you put in, or anything that has been removed (but is ok if you put it back in )

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    Originally posted by Looseclothes
    P.S. - Did you Dell can refuse to service your machine if you open it even once? That means if you upgrade anything, they can nix warranties and stuff. That's just plain naughty of them.

    You'll know if it's been opened by the "Alert! Cover has been previously removed!" message during startup.
    Ouch, where did you hear that?

    I dont' have a Dell or anything but that's just horrible...
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    I declare him to be an imposter, since that isn't prog_tom it is prog_tom (with a double dot above the first o) plus he registered in may 2002

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    Duh...

    Now you just have to guess WHO it is...

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    uh ok i thought everyone was just oblivious to that fact, i guess i am the oblivious one

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    Originally posted by kalicki
    Duh...

    Now you just have to guess WHO it is...
    It was me
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    No... How did I not know this!?!?!?!

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