Frankly, your ineptitude never ceases to amaze me.

A) You never indicated until just now that you were programming in ASP. This does make a difference.

B) You have no clue what you are talking about.

You will need to do it the long way.

While Instr(theString, """") > 0
theString = Left(theString, InStr(theString, """") - 1) & "##" & Mid(theString, inStr(theString, """") + 1)
Wend

Now, I don't have an ASP page on-hand, but this is close if not exact, where theString is the string yoy have the quotes in.