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Apr 26th, 2002, 10:09 AM
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Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Bumper Stickers for Ladies
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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Apr 26th, 2002, 07:48 PM
#2
Frenzied Member
I tell my friend Gloria that she is a dear and a delight & a jewel of rare price. You and she are kindred souls. When I sometimes accuse her of being evil & unprepentant, her reply is and proud of it
I enjoyed this thread. Thanx, Katie. You are the greatest! If I had not already given out the DD & Jewel award, you would get it.
I love women with good minds and strong wills.
Live long & prosper.
The Dinosaur from prehistoric era prior to computers.
Eschew obfuscation!
If a billion people believe a foolish idea, it is still a foolish idea!
VB.net 2010 Express
64Bit & 32Bit Windows 7 & Windows XP. I run 4 operating systems on a single PC.
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Apr 26th, 2002, 08:12 PM
#3
Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Thank you, Guv!
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Apr 26th, 2002, 10:21 PM
#4
New Member
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Apr 26th, 2002, 10:27 PM
#5
Gotta love those stupid WT bumper stickers...
"My other ride is your daughter"
"Honk if parts fall off"
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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