Originally posted by GlenW
I once told a JW I was a satanist, thinking it would get rid of him.
The sod took it as a challenge.

Wasn't even at my house, I was just answering the door for a friend.
I did something similar once. I put on my all white contact lenses left over from a costume party when I saw them coming up my driveway. I proceded to tell them I was satan and started screaming like a klingon from a star trek movie. Totally flipped em out. The little jerkoffs came back later with more of their holly roller buddies.