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    Talking Ian's New Personal Record

    I only visited the site three times this morning and that was only for a couple of mins. there is hope for me yet
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    AND WE'VE MISSED YOU IAN!!!
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    I've had to do work of all things. ppfft what do they expect from me
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    lol

    But one a different note.


    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE

    It all comes crashing down ........
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    ARSE **** **** CRAP TOSS BUGGERY BOLLOCKS ****
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Gaffer - Lol

    Ian - How could you? How could you abandon us like that?



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    I'm sitting here, my head is completly spinning, ah fluck this i'm off for a *** ...
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Fine! Go then! Leave me!



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    sorry about this, just when I though my work situation is sorted, it's all come flucking crashing down
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Ian, welcome to the this is such a 5hit day club. Members so far : me,Wally,Vicky,Bonker and now you. If it wasn't Thursday, I'd post the lyrics to Blue Monday.
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    lol @ RSINGH



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    lol Ranj, I needed that smile

    THe ******s have come back with something to sign and they are trying to fleece us and say that they will pay us that set amount each month that I said about and that's it. THere Is no way I'm going to go self employed and have all the hassle's that goes along with it, so fluck them , fluck them all
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Let's sing the Auld Lang Syne
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    Hold out for more - when they realise no-one else can make head nor tail of your code, they'll give you the dosh. Works for me
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    Originally posted by Wally Pipp
    Let's sing the Auld Lang Syne
    OK you lead....
    The liver is bad. It must be punished.

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    lol Ranj, I needed that smile

    THe ******s have come back with something to sign and they are trying to fleece us and say that they will pay us that set amount each month that I said about and that's it. THere Is no way I'm going to go self employed and have all the hassle's that goes along with it, so fluck them , fluck them all
    Ah, poor Ian, here's a hug for you



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    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
    And never brought to mind?
    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
    And days of auld lang syne?
    And days of auld lang syne, my dear,
    And days of auld lang syne.
    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
    And days of auld lang syne?

    We twa hae run aboot the braes
    And pu'd the gowans fine.
    We've wandered mony a weary foot,
    Sin' auld lang syne.
    Sin' auld lang syne, my dear,
    Sin' auld lang syne,
    We've wandered mony a weary foot,
    Sin' auld ang syne.

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    Can I just sing Yr Hen hen Hiraeth? Or maybe Hawl I Fyw, hmmm. Better leave it actuaally, my moniter is new. Don't wanna damage it



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    Sorry to hear that m8, but follow Ranj's advice, hold out for the money man....once they realise they've got nowhere else to go they'll be on their knees....

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    Just for Wally, I'll carry on in Vic Reeves Club style

    ee- oo aa eh eh ee oo aa aa
    eeee aa oo aa ehhhhh
    ah ee oo ar aa e ah eh eh
    oo ah eh aa eh

    /cue next person
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    Originally posted by crispin
    ...they'll be on their knees....
    Ian - make sure you charge them extra for that.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Duncan,Duncan Duncan *shakes head slowly* you are obviously not wise of the ways of the world, if their on their kness, I would have to pay them
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Pfft - you're obviously doing something wrong. If I didn't whittle down the numbers by charging them, I'd never be able to satisfy all that demand.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Aww poor Ian.....sounds like you need a pint

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