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    In the Spirit of Jamie.....

    God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Re: In the Spirit of Jamie.....

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    God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur
    Cable cars have that effect on people.

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    Re: In the Spirit of Jamie.....

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    God damn I was fooking trollied on saturday night, the whole evening and most of yesterday is just a blur
    Standard procedure for a weekend?

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    *Ba Boom tish*
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Wahay man, thats what I like to hear!
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    ahh just the usual shiat of stubling around sayng "I reeeaaalllly love you" to any Living thing was not feeling like a larger night (I don't often now) so it was double Vodka's and OJ all the way which is good as they don't make you feel quite as bad the next day and your tounge is actually aware of most things
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Sounds like fun! I wish I'd have been there :S



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    hi vicky it most certainly was and was well needed after everything that is happening at the moment. My brother was down for the weekend which was cool as I haven't seen him for a while, so we decided to go out large
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Cool Can I come next time?



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    your more than welcome to join in
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    your more than welcome to join in
    I can't wait!!



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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    your tounge is actually aware of most things
    I'm saying nothing.
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    probably for the best ....... don't want to get furby excited now, do we
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    ROTFL

    Thanks for the mental image, BTW.
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    You must have been in an even worse state than me!

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    christ, I have absolutley no memory of that at all
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Jesus mate, got it bad!

    Mind you, I spent 7 years in the wilderness. Kept meeting the wring birds, then "celebated" after waking up in a coucil block in Charlton (overlooking the Valley football ground), next to a proper minger, the bed had collapsed we were at it so hard, and was woken up by her 2 kids screaming in my ear....

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    I've got a good mind to tell her that I've had worse mingers

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    a single man like me has got to be very careful in hastings as it is single mother heaven down here. it's so bad it's almost become a fashion statement that woman have to go round with a pram and alot of them are not even 16!!!!!. I'm sure I will find Mrs Right one day but I'm not overly bothered about being single.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Ian, surely you want to meet Miss Right, not Mrs Right

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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    Ian, surely you want to meet Miss Right, not Mrs Right
    lol think you might be right there as long as she didn't used to be called Derek is a big must as well
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Big Derek, with a muff like a ripped out fireplace ©Mike Reid

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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    Mind you, I spent 7 years in the wilderness. Kept meeting the wring birds, then "celebated" after waking up in a coucil block in Charlton (overlooking the Valley football ground), next to a proper minger, the bed had collapsed we were at it so hard, and was woken up by her 2 kids screaming in my ear....
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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    Big Derek, with a muff like a ripped out fireplace ©Mike Reid
    Now you're dissin' me sister!
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    LOL! She's noisy too, your mum....

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    So wide the air moves like bellows (PARP!) - think about it!
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    LMFAO @ Matt

    on the subject of ladies, it's getting rather warm up here in London
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Come to think of it she said that she needed her ceiling painting . . .
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    as in Fanny Farts? Always pleasant

    Ian, yeah, even better is the warmth, then sudden gusts of icy winds... does wonders to a nipple that...

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    the peanut smugglers are in abundance at the moment
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by gravyboy
    Come to think of it she said that she needed her ceiling painting . . .
    !! But it isn't off games day until next Tuesday

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    the peanut smugglers are in abundance at the moment
    Better than yo-yo smugglers!
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    Originally posted by gravyboy


    Better than yo-yo smugglers!
    never heard that one , but I think I can just about work it out
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Seriously though you hafta love that sunny weather - brings out the best in a lady dontcha think. Although at times it's difficult to talk to their faces!
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    sure do. It's quite funny, there is this girl here in the office, she's quite short but has a rather large pair of breasticles. when she comes round to my desk for some help, I turn round to be presented with them at my eye level. it's a hard life
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Has she had the benefit of some Ian-lovin' yet?

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    'fraid not as she is engaged, so it's eye candy only
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Hmmm I do miss working in a co-ed environment...
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    well you've always got Gary's Lovely Man breast to ogle at
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by gravyboy
    Seriously though you hafta love that sunny weather - brings out the best in a lady dontcha think. Although at times it's difficult to talk to their faces!
    LOL



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