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    Oh man you have got to see some of these, they are halarious! http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

    Look at this one:
    Customer: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
    Tech Support: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
    Customer: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
    Tech Support: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
    Customer: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
    Tech Support: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
    Customer: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has '4X' on it."
    At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CDROM drive as a cup holder and snapped it off the drive

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    My first chit chat post.

    No one even botherd to reply

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    this is how bored i am....

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    I think its about time to take old sail to the backyard with a shotgun and a shovel...

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    lol those are funny things on that site

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    Originally posted by markman
    OM/M

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    i was wondeing if crptcblade would recognize that. to everyone else: ignore it

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    okaaaaaaaay..........

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    Originally posted by markman
    i was wondeing if crptcblade would recognize that.
    Nope. What is it?
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    nevermind then.
    I guess only us cool people understand it

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    Mr C isnt cool any more... he has gone the way of the Dinkers
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    was he ever cool?

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    Originally posted by sail3005
    was he ever cool?
    Nope, I just feign disinterest. It gives almost the same effect.

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    Originally posted by beachbum
    Mr C isnt cool any more... he has gone the way of the Dinkers
    Sorry BB but I missed your reference to Dinkers... care to elaborate, paste a link?

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    He's referring to the scandal when I was caught molesting trees for profit.

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    Yeah, I heard about that.... apparently you pissed of all the woodpeckers, next time just hug the trees alright.

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    Here ya go... I warn u it isnt pretty... Mr C being ripped to shreds in insults and wayward arm swinging.....

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=162361
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    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=71935

    Was talking about MSN Explorer

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=84055

    Here's when I started talking more...
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    Its no fun being goofed on by a swamp-dwelling fish.

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    most of my first posts are really long. i don't know why i bothed typing so much.

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    Justin

    so, you did program at one time..

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=56683


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    Trust Justin to return to topic we were busy thinkin up the biggest insults that Mr C had and could receive.. ... I was aiming at Fobbler... and he knows he is!
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    Re: Justin

    Originally posted by sail3005
    so, you did program at one time..

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=56683

    Why else would I sign up? LOL

    Yeah I might do it again one day but I got bored with it
    I'm bringing geeky back...

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    Originally posted by beachbum
    Trust Justin to return to topic we were busy thinkin up the biggest insults that Mr C had and could receive.. ... I was aiming at Fobbler... and he knows he is!
    Well, there was that one time when p_t called me a capitalistbald, but I think he was just trying to retype my name.
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    Originally posted by crptcblade
    Well, there was that one time when p_t called me a capitalistbald, but I think he was just trying to retype my name.
    lol... he has no respect for his older, follically challenged BMW driving members ...
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    hmmm, I think I missed a comma there....
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    Re: Justin

    Originally posted by sail3005
    so, you did program at one time..

    http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=56683

    Now everyone can see

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    Why bother programming when you have the great gift of gab and a sense of humor to boot!!!! Keep up the good work Sail!!!!!!

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