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    Welcome to the Hotel vbforums

    On a dark desert Super highway
    Cool bytes in my hair
    Warm smell of Heatsinks
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a shimmering site
    My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night

    There she stood in the browser window
    I heard the groans
    And I was thinking to myself
    This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
    Then she lit up a thread
    And she showed me the way
    There were voices down the forums
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
    Such a lovely place
    Such a lovely place (background)
    Such a lovely face
    Plenty of posts at the Hotel vbforums
    Any time of year
    Any time of year (background)
    You can find it here
    You can find it here

    Her mind is Bonker Gudded
    She's got the Curry Stains
    She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
    That she calls friends
    How they post in the forums
    Sweet summer sweat
    Some Post to remember
    Some post to forget
    So I called up the Admin
    Please bring me my Ban
    He said
    We haven't banned anyone here since 1969
    And still those voices are calling from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say

    Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
    Such a lovely Place
    Such a lovely Place (background)
    Such a lovely face
    They're livin' it up at the Hotel vbforums
    What a nice surprise
    What a nice surprise (background)
    Bring your alibies

    polls on the ceiling
    Attachments on ice
    And she said
    We are all just prisoners here
    Of our own device
    And in the Forum Feedback
    They gathered for the feast
    They flame it with their steely tounges
    But they just can't get the beast to leave
    Last thing I remember
    I was running for the X
    I had to find the link back to the place I was before
    Relax said the Admins
    We are programed to recieve
    You can log out any time you like
    But you can never leave
    Last edited by Ianpbaker; Apr 19th, 2002 at 09:11 AM.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    You mis-spelled tongues

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    ... and you mis-spelt mis-spelt.
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

    www.mangojacks.com

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    I think it deserves a round of applause
    Another satisfied customer

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    welcome to the Hotal VbForums, Good evening i am your host
    you are the lucky one i chose
    i have seen blood many times before
    good evening i am your host

    see the little girl in the paking lot
    sits down by my side
    ruins my life and then she smiles as she sings
    when we were young you were the one
    now we are old you're out of control

    good evening i am your host
    just stick your coppers in the float
    i'll whisper words of caustic cabaret
    and then i'll take your heart away

    see the little girl in the paking lot
    sits down by my side
    ruins my life and then she smiles as she sings
    when we were young you were the one
    now we are old you're out of control

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    For crying out loud, you post a semi- funny thread and you get **** loads of post of how you spell a miss spelling remark. De Farm, I thought you said you said you were leaving for good, Ironic don't you think
    Is that English irony or American irony.

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    *Kicks Glen in the Nads*

    hb, are you feeling alright, as things like that normally go straight over your head, there's hope for you yet
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    *1 octave higher* I only asked.

    I would like to say how much I've missed DerFarm.


    I really would like to, but.........

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    Originally posted by DerFarm


    Nah, not for etymology. I'll only accept the Oxford English.
    okay

    http://www.askoxford.com/dictionary/spelt1
    http://www.askoxford.com/dictionary/spell1

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    Ian...

    I don't know how I missed this the first time...
    but very very good hehehehe...

    Currently the story of my life....


    She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
    That she calls friends


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    Originally posted by honeybee


    You mean Jethro? Figures ...

    *runs away quickly*

    . [/B][/QUOTE]

    yeah.. of course..he's top of the list

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    they probably just added spelt because people mis-spelled it so many times.

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    Thumbs up

    BTW Ian i really liked the song!

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    Re: Welcome to the Hotel vbforums

    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    On a dark desert Super highway
    Cool bytes in my hair
    Warm smell of Heatsinks
    Rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the distance
    I saw a shimmering site
    My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
    I had to stop for the night

    There she stood in the browser window
    I heard the groans
    And I was thinking to myself
    This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
    Then she lit up a thread
    And she showed me the way
    There were voices down the forums
    I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
    Such a lovely place
    Such a lovely place (background)
    Such a lovely face
    Plenty of posts at the Hotel vbforums
    Any time of year
    Any time of year (background)
    You can find it here
    You can find it here

    Her mind is Bonker Gudded
    She's got the Curry Stains
    She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
    That she calls friends
    How they post in the forums
    Sweet summer sweat
    Some Post to remember
    Some post to forget
    So I called up the Admin
    Please bring me my Ban
    He said
    We haven't banned anyone here since 1969
    And still those voices are calling from far away
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say

    Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
    Such a lovely Place
    Such a lovely Place (background)
    Such a lovely face
    They're livin' it up at the Hotel vbforums
    What a nice surprise
    What a nice surprise (background)
    Bring your alibies

    polls on the ceiling
    Attachments on ice
    And she said
    We are all just prisoners here
    Of our own device
    And in the Forum Feedback
    They gathered for the feast
    They flame it with their steely tounges
    But they just can't get the beast to leave
    Last thing I remember
    I was running for the X
    I had to find the link back to the place I was before
    Relax said the Admins
    We are programed to recieve
    You can log out any time you like
    But you can never leave
    Your musical talents are amazing Ian

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