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  1. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:27 PM #1
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    It's really is nice of us humans...

    to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!
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  2. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:29 PM #2
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    We even installed a little railroad to so they won't be bored! An alien theme park in the making!
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  3. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:31 PM #3
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    Now .. what should we serve them ??

    Katie is a good treat !!
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  4. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:37 PM #4
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    Re: It really is nice of us humans...

    Originally posted by barrk
    to build the space station as a hotel for passing aliens. It must be a tiring trip to and from their planets to abduct us. Human kindess at it's best! I hear it's a four star, triple A accomodation too!
    Apparently they only abduct Californians.
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  6. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:38 PM #5
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    The aliens do not eat the concierge! They are actually quite polite....except for that one incident...which is best forgotten
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  7. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:53 PM #6
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    Areyou abducted ? Find out ..

    http://www.abduct.com/survey.htm
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    Thumbs up

    I have probably not been abducted.

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  9. Apr 15th, 2002, 03:58 PM #8
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    6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.



    At least that's what they want me to believe!!
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  11. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:11 PM #9
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    LOL ... I am getting mad laughing at this thing..

    Look what a photoshop hack of a man taking a piss... can trun in to...


    http://www.abduct.com/aaer2/r2.htm
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  12. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:14 PM #10
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    Clear photographic evidence of aliens...what more convincing do you need?!?!?!?
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  13. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:18 PM #11
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    I can see you military people are full of great ideas
    You just proved that sig advertisements work.
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  14. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:20 PM #12
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    You bet!!!!!!! I just hope they appreciate all we've done for them and stop by often enough to pay for the building cost!
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  15. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:23 PM #13
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    Lol so you're assuming they'll have a few American dollars on them? Interesting...
    You just proved that sig advertisements work.
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  16. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:26 PM #14
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    I think knowledge is the commodity we're after...not US dollars.
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  17. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:29 PM #15
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    Get them to tell you how to make fat-free chocolat cake! Then the US will remain supreme forever
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  18. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:31 PM #16
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    Gee...and I was thinking of asking them some silly question like "How do we develop a clean burning, renewable energy source"...your question is much more practical
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  19. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:35 PM #17
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    Someone seriously has to get their priorities straight
    You just proved that sig advertisements work.
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  20. Apr 15th, 2002, 04:37 PM #18
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    I don't know what I could have been thinking!
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  21. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:00 PM #19
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    I scored 5...
    0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.
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  22. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:15 PM #20
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    Too bad, Parksie...maybe they'll get around to you next time!
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  23. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:17 PM #21
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    Yeah, they probably got stuck when they tried to get my brain, far too big.

    Then again it could have been my ego they had problems with
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  24. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:19 PM #22
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    Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in!
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    Originally posted by barrk
    Maybe they just couldn't fit the probe in!
    Ain't nothing going up there without a fight
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    0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.
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  27. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:23 PM #25
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  28. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:54 PM #26
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    you've all been abducted from your home planet and placed on Earth. you just cant remember because you've been brainwashed. Some people have been over brainwashed
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  29. Apr 15th, 2002, 05:56 PM #27
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    no missing link by Dan Bern

    they look for the missing link
    there's no missing link
    they'll never find the missing link
    there's no missing link
    we're not something you can figure out
    with an equation
    we are the genetic mutation
    aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    darwin tried explaining it, darwin did
    the best he could
    evolution, pretty theory,
    but how could darwin know
    that aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    how else explain fax machines
    how else explain computer enhancement
    how else explain fiber optics
    how else explain mozart
    we do not belong here, this planet
    was a terrarium
    intergalactic broken home, have to go
    to outer space
    and one day find our daddy --

    how else explain pay at the pump
    how else explain limited access freeways
    how else explain digital remastering
    plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo
    michael jordan
    religion, astronomy, astrology
    that looks to the stars
    we do not belong here
    this planet was a terrarium
    seven billion bastards
    screaming for our daddy
    aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    aliens came and ****ed the monkey,
    they ****ed the monkey
    etc.
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